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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!

Started by Remington, January 03, 2010, 06:01:14 AM

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The Wizard

QuoteI have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:23:52 PM
QuoteI have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.

Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard

QuoteOh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not.  :sad:
Insanity we trust.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:40:39 PM
QuoteOh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not.  :sad:

Oh, yeah, that.

But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard

QuoteOh, yeah, that.

But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.

I wouldn't. For one thing it would be my own fault, and two it would fit the trope. The hero almost never understands the message until its too late.
Insanity we trust.

Remington

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on November 15, 2010, 09:23:52 PM
QuoteI have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.
Watch out for "[img]". It'll be your first and only warning.
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Quote from: Remington on January 05, 2010, 07:03:06 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 01:37:55 AM
oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL



[argh]

WTF NO

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING

This was the greatest moment in Discordian history, hands down.
Molon Lube

Cramulus

Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:19:15 PM









Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 05, 2010, 07:20:56 AM
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"



I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM