Author Topic: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!  (Read 30343 times)

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2010, 01:37:55 am »
oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL




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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2010, 01:42:08 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

That was a very cringe worthy thing! ... Grossssssssss
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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2010, 01:42:57 am »
you know what guys?

we're gonna go there





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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2010, 01:45:19 am »
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Oh good god!!!

Must admit he almost makes a pretty woman

.. Wait I am confused .. is it him?
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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2010, 01:52:30 am »
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Oh good god!!!

Must admit he almost makes a pretty woman

.. Wait I am confused .. is it him?

I think thats his mom.

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2010, 01:54:32 am »
BAD NEWS, REMMY3

I CRAM'D YOUR GRAM


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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2010, 02:22:31 am »
Goddamn!  Cram is bringing back THE FEAR!
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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2010, 03:39:02 am »
Oh jesus what the fuck,

"Crammed your gram"

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2010, 04:54:50 am »
YES

The WRATH... it flows with it's true strength once more! Before this day, I believe I was the last one to suffer–truly suffer–at the hands of a WOMP master, although admittedly it had more to do with the source image than the act of WOMPing it.

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2010, 04:58:05 am »
and that's what you get for posting pictures of yourself wearing eyeliner.

very cocky. very, very cocky.


the internet reveals the horrible truth

it intensifies your nature


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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2010, 04:59:35 am »
 :lulz: :lulz: I want to see that
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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2010, 05:03:55 am »


WE HAVE A VAULT FULL OF THESE THINGS




RESPECT.

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2010, 05:11:12 am »
and that's what you get for posting pictures of yourself wearing eyeliner.

very cocky. very, very cocky.


Me?! Post that? You, sir, insult me. I did not post those pictures to the internet, nor were they ever posted to PD before the WOMP Lord got his grubby little fingers on them. That pic was gotten the old fashioned way.

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2010, 05:15:18 am »
facebook? I don't remember

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« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2010, 05:16:27 am »
 :lulz:

Yeah I was going to say stalking on facebook.
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