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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2010, 05:17:48 am »
well anyway, that's what you get for HAVING pictures of yourself in eye liner.




Before I started posting here, I did my time. Pictures of me in eye liner were once distributed as treasure in a LARP. Learned my fucking lesson!

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2010, 05:20:42 am »
MySpace, courtesy of Valerie. :argh!:

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2010, 05:26:14 am »
It's okay Cainad, I think you make a very lovely Spice Girl.

Don't let the others get you down.
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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2010, 07:03:06 am »
oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL



[argh]

WTF NO

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING
« Last Edit: January 05, 2010, 07:10:24 am by Sir Remington III »
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2010, 07:12:06 am »
 :lulz:

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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2010, 07:20:56 am »
Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2010, 07:26:49 am »
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2010, 07:27:54 am »
 :lulz: :lulz:

Nice one
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2010, 07:29:14 am »
Oh you poor poor child.
I shared this thread with Mr Squid and we had a great laugh.

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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2010, 07:30:55 am »
Adblock has eased the pain somewhat. I'll need a good dose of mind bleach by tomorrow, though.
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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2010, 02:19:15 pm »









Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"




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Re: I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2010, 02:43:41 pm »
GOOD GAWD!  :lulz:

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2010, 03:17:24 pm »
MySpace, courtesy of Valerie. :argh!:

Yeah, she slipped while I was in IRC or something. I did a little delving and came up with that little gem.

THEN I RAEPED YOUR REPUTATION WITH A BRISTLELESS BRUSH! SPLINTERS ALL UP IN YOUR SHIT!

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2010, 04:43:01 pm »

WTF NO

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

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Re: ATTN WOMP-MASTERS OF PD.COM
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2010, 05:17:37 pm »

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING

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