I REPENT! I REPENT! SPARE ME, OH MIGHTY WOMP-MASTERS!

[The Wizard]

I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.

Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

[The Wizard]

Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Oh.  Yeah.  Of course I will.

Hoping on the old nemeses tradition of sending a cryptic warning before unleashing the master plan. Guess not. 

Oh, yeah, that.

But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.

[The Wizard]

Oh, yeah, that.

But don't blame me if you can only recognize it after the fact.

I wouldn't. For one thing it would be my own fault, and two it would fit the trope. The hero almost never understands the message until its too late.

[Remington]

I have plans, sir, but I shall launch the attack when I feel the time is right (too fucking busy, to be honest).

Fair enough. I've got a lot of stuff on my plate as well. Just give me some warning before you unleash your vengeance.

Watch out for "[img]". It'll be your first and only warning.

[Don Coyote]

For the free market?

[Freeky]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

[Luna]

 

Y'all are not right in the head.

I love it.

[Doktor Howl]

oh you poor fool

there was a time when posting your pics on PD was FEARED

because you KNEW

that SOMEBODY could do something AWFUL with them


for many years, people have posted silly images of themselves, hoping to be lampooned in a ms paint monstrosity of epic artistic laziness.

and for many years, the fear of posting your pics has dwindled. People are braced for some zany spaggotry. They dare even to threaten the oldschool WOMP masters, whose brushes are crusted with blood.

And you are braced for zany mock wrath. Perhaps your head will be WOMPed into some embarrassing movie scene. No harm done.

There is no way to harm you.

but THEN






THEN YOU POSTED PICS OF YOUR PARENTS



YOU POOR FOOL



[argh]

WTF NO

THAT'S MY GRANDMA, YOU SICK FUCK. AND MY UNCLE.
MY RETINAS ARE BURNING

This was the greatest moment in Discordian history, hands down.

[Cramulus]

Also, this means that I can no longer browse PD from the family computer. One of my parents will look over my shoulder and seem Cram's avatar... "Honey, what is grandma doing on the Internet?"

I CRAM'D the SHIT out of his his GRAM