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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM
One per customer.  If you already have one, don't ask.  There's only so many to go around.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#1
January 04, 2010, 06:44:22 PM
GIMMIE!

Something that highlights my attributes.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
January 04, 2010, 06:45:26 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 04, 2010, 06:44:22 PM
GIMMIE!

Something that highlights my attributes.

"One-man internet horrorbag freakscene."

Goes in your personal text.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#3
January 04, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
in before it was cool to be posting ITT.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
January 04, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
January 04, 2010, 06:48:01 PM
Quote from: Frenulum Pendulum on January 04, 2010, 06:46:04 PM
in before it was cool to be posting ITT.

"Beautiful and terrifying PDX fucksack."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 04, 2010, 06:49:00 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 04, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
I couldn't decide if I already had an Official Holy Name™, but then I decided I probably don't, and should consult my Spiritual Advisor.

"Northwest Orgasm Piranha nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Darth Cupcake

#7
January 04, 2010, 06:49:59 PM
I need a Holy Name, for I am both unholy and nameless.

ONLY TGRR CAN SAVE ME NAO
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
January 04, 2010, 06:50:58 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on January 04, 2010, 06:49:59 PM
I need a Holy Name, for I am both unholy and nameless.

ONLY TGRR CAN SAVE ME NAO

"Exploding sex macaque of The Eastern Zone."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#9
January 04, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
I'm already alternating between Chaplain and Inquisitor.  Not sure if I can take any more HolyTM after the "the blizzard of poomp and still cuts tomato" one.

ah fuck it
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 04, 2010, 06:52:22 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 04, 2010, 06:51:18 PM
I'm already alternating between Chaplain and Inquisitor.  Not sure if I can take any more HolyTM after the "the blizzard of poomp and still cuts tomato" one.

ah fuck it

"Right Coast Deacon of Self-Contamination."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

President Television

#11
January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Remington

#12
January 04, 2010, 06:53:42 PM
I'll put my hand up, although I fear the consequences.
Is it plugged in?

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
January 04, 2010, 06:54:10 PM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.

But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts.  Anyway:

"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
January 04, 2010, 06:54:58 PM
Quote from: Sir Remington III on January 04, 2010, 06:53:42 PM
I'll put my hand up, although I fear the consequences.

"Northern Porn Badger of Love."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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