Translamancy

[Jasper]

Oh fuck.  Can I use that for a sig?

[rygD]

I want to stop being in love
Stop being in love with me
I was in love with a stop
I was down love
I love the system

I think you just won Translation Party

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh fuck.  Can I use that for a sig?

Hell yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I want to stop being in love
Stop being in love with me
I was in love with a stop
I was down love
I love the system

I think you just won Translation Party

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[Bu🤠ns]

When will the messiah return?

When will you return the Messiah?

When are you going to return the Messiah?

[Bu🤠ns]

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

You must have never heard women and pornography.

I have heard your women and child pornography.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

When will the messiah return?

When will you return the Messiah?

When are you going to return the Messiah?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU KIDNAP PAYNE????

[Bu🤠ns]

When will the messiah return?

When will you return the Messiah?

When are you going to return the Messiah?

WHY THE HELL DID YOU KIDNAP PAYNE????

Hey wasn't me...it was a shorter girl and she ran off with Payne carrying a bloody skillet.

[rygD]

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

You must have never heard women and pornography.

I have heard your women and child pornography.

I always knew there was something I hated about that man.  Thank you, Burns, for figuring out what he was really into.

[Jasper]

wat

[Eater of Clowns]

Black sheep are still sheep.
Sheep black sheep yet.

[Bu🤠ns]

wat

i dunno...i fucking LOVE groucho

[Jasper]

wat

i dunno...i fucking LOVE groucho

Me too, he's everything about being a hilarious asshole that I aspire to be.

[Bu🤠ns]

wat

i dunno...i fucking LOVE groucho

Me too, he's everything about being a hilarious asshole that I aspire to be.

Oh totally...in fact i just did a casual impression of him only two days ago. 

[Cain]

Experimenting with Lady Gaga lyrics

"You taste just like glitter mixed with rock and roll" ends up as "Like the taste of the role Gurittarokkumikkusu"

"I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me" ends up as "Before me, a large fan-kyu, the ruling and opposition parties, including the following:".

"Russian roullette is not the same without a gun" turns into "Russia, without a gun is not the same roulette".