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Southampton man gets his erection trapped in a steel pipe.

Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, January 07, 2010, 04:31:31 PM

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LMNO

#15
January 07, 2010, 05:46:40 PM
I noticed that they mentioned the length of the pipe, but not the diameter.

Richter

#16
January 07, 2010, 05:52:11 PM
Yup, there's the puncline.
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Pope Pixie Pickle

#17
January 07, 2010, 06:27:46 PM
nothing better than some hometown lulz

Triple Zero

#18
January 07, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2010, 04:45:18 PM
This is as good as the guy who burned his dick in the exhaust pipe of his neighbor's car.

There was also the guy that duct-taped his dick ... :x
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Elder Iptuous

#19
January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

Pope Pixie Pickle

#20
January 08, 2010, 02:15:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

if it was flaccid it wouldnt has got stuck.

The Johnny

#21
January 08, 2010, 02:23:16 AM

Maybe he has some penis gripping fetish, and it was painfully delicious, but he got bored after a while and called for help.
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Elder Iptuous

#22
January 08, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 02:15:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

if it was flaccid it wouldnt has got stuck.

oh, i'm not questioning that...
i just figure it should read that a man with an erection gets his dick stuck in a pipe, rather than getting his erection stuck in a pipe.

Dysfunctional Cunt

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January 08, 2010, 02:39:01 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:37:35 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 08, 2010, 02:15:43 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 08, 2010, 02:12:47 AM
Perhaps i've been using this term wrong my whole life, but..... how does one get an erection stuck in a pipe?
I've always thought that an erection was a state that your pecker could be in, but not the pecker itself....
like saying 'i have a headache'. your head didn't turn into a headache. it's just the state it's in...
This usage is more like a lap.  some temporary body part that you have when your ordinary body part is in some particular state...

if it was flaccid it wouldnt has got stuck.

oh, i'm not questioning that...
i just figure it should read that a man with an erection gets his dick stuck in a pipe, rather than getting his erection stuck in a pipe.

PC talk, for the squeamish.  Can you imagine the morning coffee when some old couple sits down and they see "Man gets dick stuck in pipe" There would either be total horror (which if you think on it can keep you laughing for a while) or they will be wondering who Dick is.  You can't use penis in print either apparantly.  Hmmmmmm 

I just took myself down a tangent that could prove dangerous.....
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