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Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2011, 12:57:32 pm »
Frankly, I'm REALLY surprised that nobody's made a Legend of Zelda movie yet.

There was a decent April Fool's Joke done a few years ago by IGN.

And, IIRC, a fan movie that got quashed by Nintendo.
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« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2011, 03:18:37 pm »
A movie based on Metal Gear was supposed to come out this year but it has been indefinitely postponed  :sad:
The fan movie is awesome, though.

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« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2011, 08:26:56 pm »
If they did make a Megaman movie, MC Chris should play Megaman.

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« Reply #33 on: April 12, 2011, 08:33:41 pm »
I bet the reason all the good game franchises aren't being eaten by hollywood is that they're holding out for cheaper licensing from the original developers.

Why else would they be doing missile command NOW?

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« Reply #34 on: April 12, 2011, 08:54:34 pm »
I was kind of looking forward to the HALO movie especially given Peter Jackson's involvement.  It's too bad that one fell apart. 
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Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
« Reply #35 on: April 12, 2011, 08:55:32 pm »
They should make Dig Dug into a movie.

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« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2011, 08:57:25 pm »
They should make Dig Dug into a movie.

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Hey!  We need something for that...
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« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2011, 08:57:38 pm »
I bet that one would blow up big time.  

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« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2011, 08:59:46 pm »
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« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2011, 09:00:33 pm »
Pac-Man:  The Phantom Menace
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Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2011, 09:43:49 pm »
I bet the reason all the good game franchises aren't being eaten by hollywood is that they're holding out for cheaper licensing from the original developers.

Why else would they be doing missile command NOW?

Missile command makes a lot of sense to me.  Half the franchise movies they make are actually some other screenplay where they went 'hey we should change the mani character's name and call it X!'.  With Missile command, they don't even have to change the main character's name.
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Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2011, 10:23:31 pm »
"Halo Legends" was pretty enjoyable, in place of a 90 minute live action.

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Re: Can't they leave shit alone?
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2011, 12:52:52 am »
They buried the Bioshock movie because they felt that it'd be shit without an R rating, and wouldn't make any money with one.

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« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2011, 09:22:21 am »
Pac-Man:  The Phantom Menace


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