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Charred remains of Playboy model Paula Sladewski found in a Miami rubbish bin

Started by The Johnny, January 08, 2010, 01:04:53 AM

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#15
January 09, 2010, 01:43:03 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2010, 10:25:53 PM
He only did it because of the coded secret messages in the Lady Gaga songs which activated his Project BLUEBIRD programming.

/conspiracy theorist

I haven't been keeping up-to-date with the latest tinfoil hats. Would you care to enlighten me on this Project BLUEBIRD?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Cain

#16
January 09, 2010, 01:47:49 AM
BLUEBIRD is an old one, but a good one, by virtue of being real.  It was renamed ARTICHOKE, and was the predecessor to MKULTRA, and involved the attempted use of hypnosis, morphine addiction and use of synthetic drugs by the CIA to brainwash and program people - essentially mind control.  Mission brief was summed up as "can we get control of an individual to the point where he will do our bidding against his will and even against fundamental laws of nature, such as self preservation?"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 09, 2010, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yeah, because obviously comments on a web forum SEAL HIS FATE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Requia ☣

#18
January 09, 2010, 02:01:59 AM
26 is aging now?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Cain

#19
January 09, 2010, 02:05:39 AM
In modelling, 23 is considered "getting on".

Jasper

#20
January 09, 2010, 08:06:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 09, 2010, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yeah, because obviously comments on a web forum SEAL HIS FATE.

Holy shit, could you imagine?  There would be no survivors.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
January 09, 2010, 10:25:34 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 09, 2010, 08:06:53 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 09, 2010, 01:57:23 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 01:25:13 PM
Well, damn.  Why waste money on a trial?  Let's just shoot the guy and get it over with.

Yeah, because obviously comments on a web forum SEAL HIS FATE.

Holy shit, could you imagine?  There would be no survivors.

It would definitely solve the overpopulation problem.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#22
January 10, 2010, 04:43:55 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 10, 2010, 04:32:28 PM
Ah, that is a shame.

That model was hot! Positively smoking...

Yes...
assuming her boyfriend did it, it's a shame they couldn't rekindle their relationship....

Kai

#23
January 10, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
If she was ugly this wouldn't have made news.
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Elder Iptuous

#24
January 10, 2010, 05:13:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on January 10, 2010, 05:04:09 PM
If she was ugly this wouldn't have made news.

yes, but since she was a model, the story attractions people's attention like moths to a flame...

Elder Iptuous

#25
January 10, 2010, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 10, 2010, 05:20:10 PM
And the media will obviously fan the flames of speculation ...

they are only responding to the publics burning desire for voyeuristic stimulation...

Freeky

#26
January 10, 2010, 05:35:49 PM
If the boyfriend really did do it, he must have a fiery temper!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#28
January 10, 2010, 06:02:13 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.
:mittens: AMEN BROTHA

Elder Iptuous

#29
January 11, 2010, 01:22:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 05:37:50 PM
I love how no one can post a single fucking thread about anything on this shithole without it eventually getting shat up with retard punning.

Geeze, just havin' some fun, Nigel....
you don't have to flame me.
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