Uh.. WTF is this??

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

The sun went down here about three hours ago.  Those unfortunate enough to be caught outdoors in the waning light were immediately frozen to death, then hit by irate New England drivers.  They shattered, of course, and the tiny fragments floated in the wind to lightly dust any nearby vehicles.  This is how frost forms on windshields in New England.

Yeah.   

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

It is currently 40 and mostly cloudy.

Brr.
I'm considering putting the plastic flamingos out next to the nubby little palm tree and turning on the sprinkler or hose.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

PS- have I mentioned that my house doesn't currently have central heat? Just little space heaters. We looked all over for another one today and it was like a hurricane scare. They're all gone. These aren't things that sell very often.

It's a little chilly in mah house (terrazzo floors also). Cept for the child's room. Somehow that one little heater makes it nice and toasty in there.

[maphdet]

It's fucking 34 right now. With a possible chance of rain/sleet/snow.

On the up side mid next week they say it will warm up.

Speaking of central heat, I can not keep my house warm enough. It seems the temp won't go past 65.
But I guess I shouldn't really bitch eh?

AH fuck it-I like to bitch.

p.s.
Turdley Burgleson-get central heat!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I rent. I'm not paying to do that. Not my house.

Also-- you northerners get that nice fluffy stuff. What do we get?
Graupel!







Yes that's right. Florida can't even snow right. I feel like Charlie Brown. "I got a rock."

[Suu]

SLEET. EW.

[maphdet]

LoL @ "I got a rock."

Florida=Fail

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graupel


my son educated me about this the other night 

[Suu]

It's the new hip meteorological word for sleet. Apparently they wanted it to sound cooler or something. They changed the definition of sleet to be winter mix and now graupel took it's place.

In New England, it's called, "shit." As in, "Oh fuck, not this shit again! This shit freezes on my fuckin' windshield and it's a wicked bitch to scrape. Why can't it just fuckin' snow?"

[Cainad (dec.)]

It's the new hip meteorological word for sleet. Apparently they wanted it to sound cooler or something. They changed the definition of sleet to be winter mix and now graupel took it's place.

In New England, it's called, "shit." As in, "Oh fuck, not this shit again! This shit freezes on my fuckin' windshield and it's a wicked bitch to scrape. Why can't it just fuckin' snow?"

Yes, this. New England also has "Oh bitchfuckshitdamnit I can drive through this just fine 'cause I know what I'm doing, but some guy's gonna spin out in front of me today, I just know it..."

We also have "Alright this doesn't look too bad, just take it slo-OFUK FISHTAIL"

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

and just what the fuck is this? twenty five? twenty five what? dollars? minutes? birds on a wire?
i'm cold. and orlando is out of space heaters. shitty.

[Triple Zero]

I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY

Says de googlez-- 25 degrees Fahrenheit = -3.88888889 degrees Celsius

[Iason Ouabache]

I DUNNO FAHRENHETI IS ZANY

°F to °C     Deduct 32, then multiply by 5, then divide by 9

Now you have no more excuses. :P

[Xooxe]

I still don't know what a faren is or why I'd ever need to know its height.