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Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
January 08, 2010, 06:35:38 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!


Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: I don't know why, but this made me laugh SO HARD.
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#16
January 08, 2010, 07:35:04 PM
I love the "Whats a 29 degrees?"

:lulz:

Of course, it's 28 right now here so uh...It could be worse. I've seen worse. I've seen a high of 7 and Sunny, which is, by the way, funny as hell.
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#17
January 08, 2010, 07:50:55 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!


Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

I love how the icon is a glacier or something.

HOW COLD IS 29 DEGREES?  GLACIERS WILL BE FALLING OUT OF THE FUCKING SKY, SON.  THATS HOW COLD 29 DEGREES IS.
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#18
January 08, 2010, 07:52:33 PM
They're called "icicles"


Learn to cold weather, noob  :argh!:

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#19
January 08, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
Oh, I see it now.  I interpreted the light blue background under the branch as the face of a massive wall of ice.
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#20
January 08, 2010, 09:43:06 PM
Years ago in Miami it snowed.  It was only floating around in the air, the ground is way to warm for it to stick, however, there were over 100 traffic accidents in the space of an hour.

It was beautiful!!

:lulz:

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#21
January 08, 2010, 10:52:59 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!


Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

Yeah really-WTF?

We normally would get maybe tops a three day cold front---this shit has been on and off for a good week now.

* doesn't want to scrape ice off her car anymore*
:argh!:

The crops may not really get hurt-the cirtus season still has some time to go and so do the berries-but I think they will be fine-except this will be a great reason to up the prices anyway. (I've seen this happen before) Plus now the berries will be wet and not as tasty.

Awh I miss going out to the fields!

Anyway-yeah cold and what not go away!
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#22
January 08, 2010, 10:54:52 PM
25 degrees out here. I thought it was a bit nippy.

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#23
January 08, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
It's 43 F here, but scooting home in the wind with crappy gloves and an open visor* makes it a lot worse.

*It's a shitty visor that fogs up no matter what.

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#24
January 09, 2010, 12:33:01 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 08, 2010, 04:04:00 PM
SERIOUSLY!


Some sort of ice?Cold weather? What's a 29 degrees?
Is it gonna snow?

WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?

Will hell freeze over? Stay tuned...

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#25
January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.
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#26
January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.
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#27
January 09, 2010, 12:37:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

The sun went down here about three hours ago.  Those unfortunate enough to be caught outdoors in the waning light were immediately frozen to death, then hit by irate New England drivers.  They shattered, of course, and the tiny fragments floated in the wind to lightly dust any nearby vehicles.  This is how frost forms on windshields in New England.
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#28
January 09, 2010, 12:39:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

That happens here too sometimes. In fact, I would humbly request that you desert dwellers keep your hot dry air to yourself. You see, it sometimes ends up blowing down this way in the evenings and brings with it a deeply disconcerting smell.

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#29
January 09, 2010, 12:39:55 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:39:11 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 09, 2010, 12:34:49 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 09, 2010, 12:34:15 AM
Everyone's gonna hate me for saying this but

it's 70 degrees and sunny here.

Same here.  Sun's going down, and it's still warm.

That happens here too sometimes. In fact, I would humbly request that you desert dwellers keep your hot dry air to yourself. You see, it sometimes ends up blowing down this way in the evenings and brings with it a deeply disconcerting smell.



That's the veggies in my diet.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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