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What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

Started by hooplala, January 08, 2010, 05:09:24 PM

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Freeky

Quote from: Richter on January 08, 2010, 05:57:58 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 08, 2010, 05:37:17 PM
:argh!:

I don't think water animals on dry land should count.....

Stipulation not made with challenge.

Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

I planned on this.  My coup de grace will be defecating down the blowhole.



:lulz: :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.
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P3nT4gR4m

I'd love to say Lion but, in all honesty I reckon one of them would fuck me over big-time. Two or three rottweilers would be a good fight, tho. I'd give myself 50-50 on the outcome of that one.

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-Kel-


-Kel-

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 08, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
I'd love to say Lion but, in all honesty I reckon one of them would fuck me over big-time. Two or three rottweilers would be a good fight, tho. I'd give myself 50-50 on the outcome of that one.

What happened to you killing a golden eagle?

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Good.  This isn't communism, after all.  If I'm taking my life in my clenched fists, I expect to be paid for it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Yes, I would too!!

I wonder if she would bounce of kind of flop like goo?

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: -Kel- on January 08, 2010, 06:18:24 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 08, 2010, 06:05:28 PM
I'd love to say Lion but, in all honesty I reckon one of them would fuck me over big-time. Two or three rottweilers would be a good fight, tho. I'd give myself 50-50 on the outcome of that one.

What happened to you killing a golden eagle?

A golden eagle is much smaller than 3 rottweilers. Thread says "largest"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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LMNO

The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

-Kel-


hooplala

Quote from: LMNO on January 08, 2010, 06:38:28 PM
The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

No, it has to be in the ring.  What other terms do you need?

It's you, in a ring, with some other animal.  Both naked.  One of you kills the other.  The end.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Khara on January 08, 2010, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Yes, I would too!!

I wonder if she would bounce of kind of flop like goo?

Have you seen her lately?  She's actually lost a lot of weight.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 07:26:47 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 08, 2010, 06:27:05 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 06:24:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 08, 2010, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 05:39:08 PM
You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I would pay a lot of money to see you wrestle Roseanne.

Yes, I would too!!

I wonder if she would bounce of kind of flop like goo?

Have you seen her lately?  She's actually lost a lot of weight.

I actually thought she was dead until Roger mentioned her. 

That would have to be a hell of a lot of weight though....