What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

[LMNO]

The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

No, it has to be in the ring.  What other terms do you need?

It's you, in a ring, with some other animal.  Both naked.  One of you kills the other.  The end.

How big is the ring?

Also, "could kill" or "would kill"?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Good point. Lets talk about the purse first. I mean rotties are nice dogs. Gotta be at least a 6-pack at stake or there's no way I'd kill them.

[hooplala]

The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

No, it has to be in the ring.  What other terms do you need?

It's you, in a ring, with some other animal.  Both naked.  One of you kills the other.  The end.

How big is the ring?

Also, "could kill" or "would kill"?

Could.

Let's say diameter of the ring is 50 feet.  Yes, I'm Canadian and I work in feet.  What of it?

[Richter]

Do we have a consideration for aquatic animals?  Is a platform of moderate size (2 meters.  Yes I'm from the US and I can work in meters, what of it?) allowed?

[LMNO]

I'm pretty sure that given enough time, I could kill any herbivore... even an elephant or a rhino.

[hooplala]

Do we have a consideration for aquatic animals?  Is a platform of moderate size (2 meters.  Yes I'm from the US and I can work in meters, what of it?) allowed?

Sure, I'll go with that.

[P3nT4gR4m]

How the fuck are you going to kill an elephant with your bare hands? "Given enough time" that they starve to death is cheating  

[Requia ☣]

A human.  specifically one of the ones with a reinforced scooter.

[LMNO]

How the fuck are you going to kill an elephant with your bare hands? "Given enough time" that they starve to death is cheating 

Herbivores are prey, and therefore have different innate reactions than predators.  Being non-threatening to prey is different than being non-threatening to predators.

Also, the eyesocket goes straight to the brain, my arm is long, and my nails are sharp.

[The Johnny]

How the fuck are you going to kill an elephant with your bare hands? "Given enough time" that they starve to death is cheating 

Herbivores are prey, and therefore have different innate reactions than predators.  Being non-threatening to prey is different than being non-threatening to predators.

Also, the eyebuttsocket goes straight to the brain liver and kidneys, my arm is long, and my nails are sharp.

-JohNyx,
  not squeamish of a slow, gory, messy kill.

[LMNO]

Five bucks you couldn't tear through the colon with your bare hands.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Five bucks you couldn't tear through the colon with your bare hands.

This is precisely why I had hobnails put into my engineer boots.

[Richter]

Do we have a consideration for aquatic animals?  Is a platform of moderate size (2 meters.  Yes I'm from the US and I can work in meters, what of it?) allowed?

Sure, I'll go with that.

Then I am confident I can take on a 250 lb. shark, toothy variety, exact species irrelevant, with a reasonable chance of sucess.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I'd second the shark thing but I still maintain the rotties would be more of a crowd pleaser (win or lose)

[East Coast Hustle]

The terms of the fight are fairly unclear.

That said, I've been doing a hell of a job destroying the entire global ecosystem, just by being a part of western society.



Do I win?

No, it has to be in the ring.  What other terms do you need?

It's you, in a ring, with some other animal.  Both naked.  One of you kills the other.  The end.

if we're both naked, it's not even fair. I'll take anything and win.

ECH,
legendary for fighting naked.

ECH,
not joking about that either.