What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

[Salty]

Yeah, in retrospect I believe I mean one of these:

that hypothetically got out into the wild.

[Nast]

D'awww, it's like a living little pork cutlet. 

[Richter]

I think I could probably take a baboon.

Do not EVER fuck with a non human primate.  They are crazy strong.  Humans are at the really weak end of the spectrum.  We got tools and thumbs, sure, and we NEED them.

[Cain]

I googled "wild pig" by the way, and found this

http://www.rascalssanantonio.com/PIG%20SEX%201.JPG (surprisingly not unsafe for work)

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

While I was looking up wild board stories, this article made me sad: http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/hogzilla-not/
Poor Fred.

MY TRUE FORM REVEALED!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  AND THEY SHOT ME TOO!!!!!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think I could probably take a baboon.

Do not EVER fuck with a non human primate.  They are crazy strong.  Humans are at the really weak end of the spectrum.  We got tools and thumbs, sure, and we NEED them.

Yeah. I had a friend who worked at the zoo; a big burly guy. One day a little chimp ran up to him, reached up, and -snap- broke his arm just like that.

[Jasper]

Do not meddle in the affairs of primates, for they are blatant and quick to anger.

[Triple Zero]

The wild pigs that nearly ran in front of our car last week in Germany (WOOT I SAW WILD PIGS ZOMG) didn't seem that incredibly huge as the pic you linked, Nigel.

Still, I have no idea how I''d kill them with my bare hands, they seem so round and solid! Where to break them??

[Salty]

You must grab them by the tusks! From there they will be like so much pig-shaped clay.

[Faust]

A stripper. I hope this hasn't been posted already.

[The Fundamentalist]

I could maybe kill an ant, on a good day.  (I'm pretty weak.)  Not that I would, I like insects.

[Freeky]

Oh jeebus. Even if you weren't fucking with apes or larger monkeys, the little bastards could still fuck you up.

With all their horrible diseases.

[MMIX]

You . . . human you

[Freeky]

Not me, I'm a sheeple!

Baaaa.

[Iason Ouabache]

I wanna fuck up a koala.
I don't know if I'd actually win, but I bet it'd be a lot of fun to try.

Koalas are slow, lazy, and have almost no natural defenses when on the ground. It'd be easy to take one on. 

The largest animal I could kill with my bare hands: three-toed sloth.