What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

[Pæs]

As for killing a giraffe, imagine a man with an arm as thick as that neck, beating you with a skull.
It can take a group of people to hold down even a sedated giraffe, and one person can struggle to keep control of a single leg.
Fuck that.

[Triple Zero]

Even when you chop one in half with a spade, the two ends go crawling off and become two separate snakes.

Dude that only works if you manage to chop it length-wise.

[Phox]

Hmm. I think I could probably take a sparrow-sized bird, and maybe some of the mid-sized rodents. Maybe.

[*GrumpButt*]

A small dog- But my luck, fucker would be rabid >.>

[Jasper]

Fuck fighting an ostrich.  They can kick you to death quite easily.

[Pæs]

Well yeah, I would never test if it knew an attack was coming or wanted to start the fight itself.

[Elder Iptuous]

Can we pick a specific animal?
because i think i could take Manuel Uribe, no problem...
and he's huge.

[Rumckle]

A Galapagos tortoise, those things seem kinda slow. Just need to make sure it keeps poking its head out.

[Cain]

Added bonuses:  they evolved in an environment free of natural predators, and are incredibly delicious.

[Sister Fracture]

I can kill a GOLDFISH with MY BARE FUCKING HANDS! RAH!

[Doktor Howl]

You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Roseanne Barr.

I was doing this shit before it was cool.  :cigaw:

[Capeditiea]

Would a rapist dolphin be OK?

i first read this as a racist dolphin...

[Capeditiea]

but yeah... i would probably require a weapon. Like a rocket laucher or something. 

[minuspace]

Although we would not presently be in the same situation, I can understand how dignity is God given.