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What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

Started by hooplala, January 08, 2010, 05:09:24 PM

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Damn, I only just read the thread and saw Richter beat me to it on the blue whale  :sad:

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I could definitely kill a dog.  All you gotta do is grab a hold of their forearms and yank.  I could probably not kill a cow without a hand weapon because cows are huge and stompy.  Big cats are right out.  Manatee sounds easy, given time.  I could probably kill a dolphin too, but that would be, you know, wrong.  It would have to be a criminal dolphin.


As for the earlier claim about killing a giraffe, I call bullshit.  If you think being kicked by a mule is bad, imagine being kicked by something many times its size.  Your head would fly off.


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I can also kill boogers with my bare hands. Straight from my nostrils to the grave. There are millions of organisms in those. MASS PHLEGMOCIDE!

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Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2010, 11:41:07 PM
I could definitely kill a dog.  All you gotta do is grab a hold of their forearms and yank.  I could probably not kill a cow without a hand weapon because cows are huge and stompy.  Big cats are right out.  Manatee sounds easy, given time.  I could probably kill a dolphin too, but that would be, you know, wrong.  It would have to be a criminal dolphin.

There's the tale of an old Japanese teacher and unemployed warrior who would kill cows barehanded.  He was from one of the old Okinawan schools that basically train your hands into clubs from age 3.  He'd hammerfist off each horn, then crack the thing right between the eyes, and the combined concussion would kill the cow.
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Quote from: rygD on January 08, 2010, 11:14:50 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 08, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

I though it was clarified to "could kill" not would.




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Quote from: Felix on January 08, 2010, 11:41:07 PM
I could definitely kill a dog.  All you gotta do is grab a hold of their forearms and yank.  I could probably not kill a cow without a hand weapon because cows are huge and stompy.  Big cats are right out.  Manatee sounds easy, given time.  I could probably kill a dolphin too, but that would be, you know, wrong.  It would have to be a criminal dolphin.


As for the earlier claim about killing a giraffe, I call bullshit.  If you think being kicked by a mule is bad, imagine being kicked by something many times its size.  Your head would fly off.

If you tackled the giraffe right in the knee cap, im sure it would bust.

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