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What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?

Started by hooplala, January 08, 2010, 05:09:24 PM

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Freeky

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IMA WRASSLE ME A PANDA!

They look cute, but, they're still bears. No way I'm messing with a panda.

Yes, but they're vegetarian pandas. They chose to eat bamboo, no shit, they still have carniverous animal stomachs.



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Maybe Fred wants to wrestle Red Pandas and not Giant Pandas:




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"Could"?  A dog, midsize, if I had to.  But I'd probably get bitten all to hell.

"Would"?  Depends on it if it's him/her vs. me, life vs. death of me or mine.  The "have to be nekkid" part is hard b/c animals can really do some bloody work on you if you have no clothes on to catch their claws on or snag on their teefs. 

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Claw-based animals I reckon are the worst cos they can wail at you with 4 paws full of that shit, usually with reactions and speed faster than yours.

Teeth generally aren't too much of a worry cos it's one attack vector and you can generally grab one of the other bits and hold the teeth away from you, like with dogs.


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Quote from: Zenpeanut on January 09, 2010, 08:32:45 PM
I think I could probably take a baboon.

Now that has the potential to be a fucking good fight. You'd have to be a pretty shit-hot fighter, tho, I reckon.

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Salty

I know for certain I can take out a chihuahua. And if flora count, I will fuck UP a fern or a walnut.

On speculation...I'd say...a wild pig.
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Quote from: Alty on January 09, 2010, 08:49:33 PM
I know for certain I can take out a chihuahua. And if flora count, I will fuck UP a fern or a walnut.

On speculation...I'd say...a wild pig.

Are you fucking shitting me?  :lulz:


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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 09, 2010, 08:54:15 PM
Quote from: Alty on January 09, 2010, 08:49:33 PM
I know for certain I can take out a chihuahua. And if flora count, I will fuck UP a fern or a walnut.

On speculation...I'd say...a wild pig.

Are you fucking shitting me?  :lulz:




Bring it.

I can crack a walnut with my bare hands.

Fuck that pig. IN THE ASS.

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