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caveman vs astronaut

Started by rong, January 10, 2010, 09:16:57 PM

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#15
January 10, 2010, 09:56:37 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:54:42 PM
I think my house lost $50,000 in equity, thanks to these threads.

I played along with these threads, thinking they were harmless fun.

Now I have a colostomy bag attached to my skull. COINCIDENCE?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
January 10, 2010, 09:56:38 PM
I've lost the ability to masturbate. Thanks, thread.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
January 10, 2010, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:56:38 PM
I've lost the ability to masturbate. Thanks, thread.

PD DOES THAT FOR YOU NOW.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
January 10, 2010, 09:58:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:56:38 PM
I've lost the ability to masturbate. Thanks, thread.

PD DOES THAT FOR YOU NOW.

YAY I NEVER HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS AGAIN!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

NotPublished

#19
January 10, 2010, 09:58:18 PM
I'm sure we can make a mutual resolution to all of our problems
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
January 10, 2010, 09:59:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 10, 2010, 09:55:24 PM
Astronaut stripper or caveman stripper?

Why did you just do that?  :|

No, seriously.  Why would you do that?

WAITING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
January 10, 2010, 09:59:19 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:58:04 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:57:18 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 10, 2010, 09:56:38 PM
I've lost the ability to masturbate. Thanks, thread.

PD DOES THAT FOR YOU NOW.

YAY I NEVER HAVE TO USE MY FINGERS AGAIN!

EXCEPT TO TYPE "LOL"
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

NotPublished

#22
January 10, 2010, 09:59:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:59:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2010, 09:56:24 PM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 10, 2010, 09:55:24 PM
Astronaut stripper or caveman stripper?

Why did you just do that?  :|

No, seriously.  Why would you do that?

WAITING.

I'm sorry Holy man :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#23
January 11, 2010, 04:29:10 PM
WTF happened this weekend?

What is this shit?

Why?

:x

the last yatto

#24
January 12, 2010, 01:59:26 AM
:wade:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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