This chair leg vs your cranium.

[hooplala]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

[hooplala]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

Ah, carry on then.

[rong]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I bet 50 internets on the chair leg, provided it's being wielded by Spider Jerusalem.

[rong]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

are you using the word "species" literally, here?

also - i promise i'll quit calling you "rog" after i ask the following question (i'd appreciate an answer, but hey - that's, like, up to you, man).  does it bother you that the spelling of "rog" looks like it should rhyme with log or dog.  the way it's pronounced, it seems like it should be "rodge" so it looks like hodge and podge.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

are you using the word "species" literally, here?

Yes.  I misanthropic in a way that makes Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.  Everyone thinks I'm joking about that.  I'm not.  I really hate that I have to put up with you fucking simians, and one of the three proofs I have of a malevolent deity is that he knows I hate monkeys, and he put me on a planet with 6.75 billion of you.

also - i promise i'll quit calling you "rog" after i ask the following question (i'd appreciate an answer, but hey - that's, like, up to you, man).  does it bother you that the spelling of "rog" looks like it should rhyme with log or dog.  the way it's pronounced, it seems like it should be "rodge" so it looks like hodge and podge.

It's never crossed my mind.  I don't even MIND the name "Rog", except for the implied familiarity.  If I am comfortable with you as a friend or (more likely) a treasured lifetime enemy, I don't mind the familiarity.  If I don't know you from Adam, taking liberties with my name makes you come off as a used-car salesman, you know?  Kind of oily?  Frankly, it's offensive as hell, and if you're the kind of person who thinks being offensive for its own sake is desirable, then you're too stupid to bother with.

Are you that stupid?  If not, please stop being needlessly offensive.  If so, please return to chewing on paint chips.

TIA.

[Doktor Howl]

Note:  Since this was written, an additional billion primates have been added.

[Cain]

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Yes.  I misanthropic in a way that makes Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.  Everyone thinks I'm joking about that.  I'm not.  I really hate that I have to put up with you fucking simians, and one of the three proofs I have of a malevolent deity is that he knows I hate monkeys, and he put me on a planet with 6.75 billion of you.
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