ITT: I read the sekrit

[Dysnomia]

People are amazed at how I line up parking
spaces. I've done this right from when I first
understood The Secret. I would visualize a parking space
exactly where I wanted it, and 95 percent of the time it would
be therefore me and I would just pull straight in. Five percent
of the time I'd have to wait just a minute or two, and the
person would pull out and I'd pull in, I do that all the time.

Actually, I do this with my grandma.  When I was little she told me about "the Jewish blessing" (note: we aren't Jewish, and apparently neither is the guy she learned this from) where if we believe the parking spot will be there, we'll find one.  Always works for some reason.     However...my mom thinks it's shit, and coincidently can never find a good spot.  lol


moral to the story?  I AM A FUCKING PARKING WIZARDDDDDD!

[Cain]

Wait, so she uses the power to bend reality to her desires to find parking spaces?

Hello, aiming a little low arent we?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Next trip to the supermarket I'ma visualise zombies 

[Triple Zero]

Next trip to the supermarket I'ma visualise zombies 

STOP DOING THAT.

SRSLY JUST STOP.

HAVE YOU SEEN WALLMART

[P3nT4gR4m]

Never had the pleasure but gimme a shotgun, a chainsaw and a backup machete and I'll go have a look

[Triple Zero]

i think they have all those there.

[P3nT4gR4m]

In that case I don't get it. Amerikanses are forever criticising this establishment but it stocks the three essential weapon groups? WTF?

[Triple Zero]

you  have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.

i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.

[P3nT4gR4m]

... and it's full of really fun weapons. Sounds perfect! Like Disneyland for sociopaths

[Dysnomia]

... and it's full of really fun weapons. Sounds perfect! Like Disneyland for sociopaths

Welcome to the United States of America.  Particularly the Mid-western states, and Deep South.   

[Jasper]

you  have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.

i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.

Holy shit, trip.

[Bu🤠ns]

you  have to claw yourself through the zombie masses first, though.

i heard some of them are even cyborg zombies. They move around in strange carts, their bodies mutated into horrible nameless shapes, the muffled, maddening beating of the drums and thin, monotonous horns of blasphemous music, the crackling tinny voices coming from behind the walls of the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles from mouths that are no mouths.

Holy shit, trip.

no shit, this needs to go in BPotD.

[Triple Zero]

some credit goes out to mah man HP Lovecraft and the final paragraph of his awesome horror poem short story Nyarlathotep.

best fucking Lovecraft story I read, ever. Hands down.

[Jasper]

I have that one in print.  The Crawling Chaos FTW.

[Cain]

I saw a collected works of Lovecraft for sale the other day, should've bought it.  Oh well.  Next time, perhaps.