Ask Hoopla:

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

Nostalgia grows with age, people almost always forget that it was never as good at the time as it seems to you later.

Yes it was.

1.  I got laid more.

2.  Johnny Cash was still alive.

[hooplala]

Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
With your arms around your girl you'd try to sing along.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

Nostalgia grows with age, people almost always forget that it was never as good at the time as it seems to you later.

Yes it was.

1.  I got laid more.

2.  Johnny Cash was still alive.

1. I guarantee you are more interesting now than you were then.  Stop being a lazy ass and go out to meet women.  They will respond.

2.  My guess is you were not a close personal friend of Johnny Cash, in which case he is still as alive to you now as he ever was then, he just won't be putting out new songs.  Enjoy!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I guarantee you are more interesting now than you were then.  Stop being a lazy ass and go out to meet women.

The last chick I met had a jar of human teeth under her sink.   

My guess is you were not a close personal friend of Johnny Cash, in which case he is still as alive to you now as he ever was then, he just won't be putting out new songs.  Enjoy!

They all left us, Hoops...Johnny Cash, James Brown, Elvis, Richard Nixon.  All gone.   

[hooplala]

I guarantee you are more interesting now than you were then.  Stop being a lazy ass and go out to meet women.

The last chick I met had a jar of human teeth under her sink.   

My guess is you were not a close personal friend of Johnny Cash, in which case he is still as alive to you now as he ever was then, he just won't be putting out new songs.  Enjoy!

They all left us, Hoops...Johnny Cash, James Brown, Elvis, Richard Nixon.  All gone.   

I still think that chick is a keeper.

Yeah, good point, but at least we still have Captain Beefheart.  For now.

[P3nT4gR4m]

What is the excel formula which will call text strings from other columns?

I want a formula which produces the following output:

"Unit <value from column D>, Reading <Value from Column E>, <value from column F>"


any idea how to do that?

=concatenate("x","y","z")

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I still think that chick is a keeper.

She dumped me for being too weird. 

[hooplala]

I still think that chick is a keeper.

She dumped me for being too weird. 

Send her address to Enrico.  That's probably using a shotgun to kill a fly, but she fucked with the wrong bunch of weirdos.

[Ratssinis]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

For fowl purposes.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I still think that chick is a keeper.

She dumped me for being too weird. 

Send her address to Enrico.  That's probably using a shotgun to kill a fly, but she fucked with the wrong bunch of weirdos.

Okay.

Say, what's the address to the Salizoran embassy in Andorra, anyways?

[hooplala]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I would imagine it wanted to go to the other side of the road.

[hooplala]

I still think that chick is a keeper.

She dumped me for being too weird. 

Send her address to Enrico.  That's probably using a shotgun to kill a fly, but she fucked with the wrong bunch of weirdos.

Okay.

Say, what's the address to the Salizoran embassy in Andorra, anyways?

I'll PM it, we can't have that kind of delicate ammunition just sitting around.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Can one, after shooting someone who has "snow panic", say they were in fear for their life and it was self defense?  It WAS the last loaf of bread after all.....

[Cain]

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?

[hooplala]

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?

Praise him for his practical analytical theorizing, then, eat him too.