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Started by hooplala, January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM

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Cain


hooplala

Quote from: Khara on January 11, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
Can one, after shooting someone who has "snow panic", say they were in fear for their life and it was self defense?  It WAS the last loaf of bread after all.....

Of course.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Jasper

Will PDcom slowly mutate into the Illuminati?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM
I have no credentials, I didn't finish High School, and never went to any post secondary school... so I know basically nothing, but I'm mostly honest...

Save yourself the psychiatry bill and ask me.  I will answer you to the best of my ability at the moment I am answering... no question too trivial, no question too awkward...

That's quite delightful.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Dysnomia

how did I end up in this dark, cold alley, with half my clothes missing, my starbucks card gone, and with "IT FLIES AT MIDNIGHT" written across my forehead?   :? :? 
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Where are my boots? I can't escape without them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Iason Ouabache

When are you dirty Canadians going to stop sending your foul winter air my direction???  :argh!:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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hooplala

Quote from: Felix on January 12, 2010, 06:49:43 AM
Will PDcom slowly mutate into the Illuminati?

I find that rather unlikely.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 12, 2010, 08:41:13 AM
how did I end up in this dark, cold alley, with half my clothes missing, my starbucks card gone, and with "IT FLIES AT MIDNIGHT" written across my forehead?   :? :? 

You made the mistake of turning your back on Iason.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 12, 2010, 08:49:18 AM
Where are my boots? I can't escape without them.

They are where you left them.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 12, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
When are you dirty Canadians going to stop sending your foul winter air my direction???  :argh!:

Haha.  Don't pretend you aren't to blame, Iason.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain

What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?

hooplala

Quote from: Cain on January 12, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?

Chicken.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

0

Why is there a five dollar bill pinned to my shirt?

hooplala

Quote from: General Stuart on January 12, 2010, 03:12:14 PM
Why is there a five dollar bill pinned to my shirt?

You made it to Level 3.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman