Ask Hoopla:

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YESSSS!

[Cain]

What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?

Chicken.

Good call - the chicken was almost gone and I managed to get the last of it

[AFK]

Am I crazy or is it just everyone else? 

[hooplala]

Am I crazy or is it just everyone else? 

Both.

[Elder Iptuous]

When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?

[hooplala]

When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?

When you have nothing left to lose.

[Brotep]

I found a small square-shaped bulging envelope addressed to the previous tenant of my apartment.  In all likelihood he is no longer in the country.  What should I do with it?

[E.O.T.]

When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?

When you have nothing left to lose.

EITHER

          start shooting

OR

          EASY MINI CHEESECAKES - "Wisconsin Style"
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12 foil cupcake liners          1/2 C. sugar
12 vanilla wafer cookies      2 - 8 oz. pkgs cream cheese
1 C. sour cream                     2 eggs
2 Tbsp. sugar                         1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. vanilla

Chocolate curls, if desired
Cut-up fruit, if desired
Powdered sugar, if desired

Heat oven to 325. Line muffin pan with foil liners; place one cookie in each liner.

In large mixer bowl, combine 1/2 C. sugar, cream cheese, eggs and vanilla.
Beat at medium speed, scraping bowl often, until creamy.
Pour over each cookie, filling cup 3/4 full.
Bake for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, in small bowl stir together sour cream, 2 Tbsp. sugar and vanilla.
Spoon about 1 Tbsp. sour cream mixture onto each hot cheesecake.
Continue baking for 8 to 10 minutes or until set. Cool; remove from pan.
Cover; chill till firm (1-2 hours).

To serve, garnish with chocolate curls, fruit and/ or powdered sugar.

[hooplala]

On that note, I believe we are done here.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

On that note, I believe we are done here.

Oh.  I had another question.   

[hooplala]

Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

[hooplala]

Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

Always always always go for berserk. 

It's just funnier.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

Always always always go for berserk. 

It's just funnier.

You haven't seen what I say to people when I'm all fucked up.

[hooplala]

Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

Always always always go for berserk. 

It's just funnier.

You haven't seen what I say to people when I'm all fucked up.

Good point.

Ok, let's do this for science.  Today, go one direction, film the results.  Tomorrow, go the other direction, and film the results.  Then we can accurately decide which is the more amusing route.