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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #135 on: August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 am »
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #136 on: August 25, 2018, 08:47:12 am »
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How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #137 on: August 25, 2018, 02:05:01 pm »
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #138 on: August 25, 2018, 04:56:36 pm »
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?

Immune system reaction to counterfeit Mexico.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #139 on: August 25, 2018, 06:00:06 pm »
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #140 on: August 26, 2018, 09:03:33 am »
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
1) lance, dilation, cuterage and aspiration.
2) Desetin nation Mars.

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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #141 on: August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 pm »
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

If I could hoop hoop? I want to be both outlandish and yet somewhat realistic with this answer.

Fifteen.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #142 on: August 26, 2018, 04:29:16 pm »
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?

It is a natural bodily reaction to the world around you. 

My advice is get in to it. Start wearing things that accentuate it. That rash is yours.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #143 on: August 26, 2018, 04:40:14 pm »
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?

A. See my advice to EoC above.
B. Concoct a letter on very impressive paper, add some sort of personal embossment if you have the time, funding, inclination. For the content of the letter I suggest something along the lines of “we have been watching you for some time, and we like what we see. You will be invited in by someone in a public space, at some time, by someone you do not know. When that time comes, show them this.” Include something in the letter which has been marked in some manner, my suggestion is legal tender. A bill large enough to be taken seriously by someone in your ex-boss’s position, yet not so large you inconvenience yourself too much. Make sure to stress that they MUST CARRY THIS IDENTIFIER ON THEIR PERSON AT ALL TIMES. Because they never know when an agent of your organization may approach them. Then, do nothing at all. Ever again. Allow this to remain a little pebble to irritate their subconscious for the rest of their life. If we are lucky, that pebble may grow in to a pearl.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #144 on: August 26, 2018, 04:40:59 pm »
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How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
A honda?

No.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #145 on: August 26, 2018, 07:11:18 pm »
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

If I could hoop hoop?

No, hoop hoops.  C'mon now, this isn't a convention for dyslexic juggalos.

Fifteen.

Impressive.

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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #146 on: August 26, 2018, 07:31:35 pm »
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

If I could hoop hoop?

No, hoop hoops.  C'mon now, this isn't a convention for dyslexic juggalos.

Fifteen.

Impressive.

That’s an embarrassing typo.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #147 on: August 26, 2018, 07:45:17 pm »
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #148 on: August 26, 2018, 10:15:38 pm »
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

I'm asking for a friend.
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Re: Ask Hoopla:
« Reply #149 on: August 27, 2018, 04:11:17 am »
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

I'm asking for a friend.

If profit him "the whole world", of course.
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