Avatar = srs business?

[The Johnny]

Start living like Neytiri: in touch with nature, the environment, and not being greedy and wasteful. Pass on the burger, for something more healthy for you and less cruel to animals. Spend your time on this forum, or volunteering in your free time, instead of getting high or drinking, twiddling your thumbs, being apathetic and complaining about how bad the world is. Don't get swept away by the wave of negativity, live your dream. Your life has only two switches, to shine or not to shine. There is no "apathy" setting. If you're on apathy setting you might as well sign your world away to destruction. When you get discouraged by everyone around you, be courageous like Jake, and jump on the leonopteryx. Be the change you want to see in your world. There are only so many people on this earth, the more of them that are doing positive things, the less of them that are out there doing negative things. It's unfortunate that we live in a world where, just by pulling a trigger or making a corporate decision, one single greedy human being can wipe out the hard works of love of many people. But this is why we need to stop focusing on money and start focusing on our environment. Because we have the intelligence to kill ourselves, but not the wisdom to stop it. What will our money buy, when everything that is worth having is destroyed? The only way you can fill the emptiness you feel after this movie, is to jump on the leonopteryx.

I wish i could flip the "shine" switch.

I wish i could jump on a fucking leonopteryx.

And oh, i wish that just by spending time on the Avatar forum, and, by "focusing on the environment instead of on money" (i.e. recycling while ignoring the pillaging) it would make all the giant blood-sucking insects go away.

Seems half of it is will, but, WHERE DO I FIND ONE OF THESE BECAUSE I APPARENTLY NEED IT????

[Faust]

This is from SA

the irony of a multi-billion dollar jew money machine further engorging itself by selling the fantasy of pastoral simplicity to spoonfed cretins is almost too much to bear

[Cainad (dec.)]

This is from SA

the irony of a multi-billion dollar jew money machine further engorging itself by selling the fantasy of pastoral simplicity to spoonfed cretins is almost too much to bear

[0]

you know, nobody ever felt this way about Fern Gully...same message, nice visuals, just sayin'....


I just think that now, it's not the loss of the rainforest or people's psychoses that are causing this "avatardation", it's that they're all looking to be spoonfed their belief systems from idiotboxes. When they're shown something pretty and shiny from the glimmering silver GOD in front of them there is no possible way they could ever come away from it wanting to learn more about the issue from, oh, say, a book.


P.S.

not going to see Avatar, and having a fern gully VHS burning if anybody wants in.

Fuck 'em.

[Cain]

I feel like I'm watching a new cult being born.  Not like Christianity or Islam, but more like Aum Shinrikyo for Fetal-Alcohol Syndrome Babies.

[0]

SRSLY

This is almost as scary as Twilight Moms.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I feel like I'm watching a new cult being born.  Not like Christianity or Islam, but more like Aum Shinrikyo for Fetal-Alcohol Syndrome Babies.

The only difference is the membership count.

[LMNO]

SRSLY

This is almost as scary as Twilight Moms.

"Team Blue Noble Savage"?

[P3nT4gR4m]

How long before they're selling hair extensions wiff tentacles in?

[AFK]

I have absolutely zero interest in Avatar.  Just looks like a bunch of Smurfs who took steroids so they could join the NBA.  

[0]

I have absolutely zero interest in Avatar.  Just looks like a bunch of Smurfs who took steroids so they could join the NBA.  

THIS

the next big blue thing I see walking around anywhere costuming is involved will meet with a bad end at the hands of Richter's oversized wrench (dubbed EXCALIFUR) and then I can go on to preaching anti-avatar hate in the state penal system.

[Richter]

They may be blue, but their money is still GREEN.

Transfering this idea from the meatup thread:  Avatar camp / LARP thing.

We rent out a nudist camp and market it as a utopian, blue painted outing in a pastoral setting to all those feeling depressed about the film.  We bascially channel their angst into a paid weekend of fun in a pre - made outdoor locale.

Then we'll all go see Avatar and indulge ourselves in toaster baths afterward, because apparently we won't be able to deal with reality anymoar.

General, we must not be afeared.  We need to capitalize on this.  I propose we set up weekend events where we charge people to paint their asses blue and run through the woods naked.

I only spag up the meatup thread so because this stands to make us fabulous amounts of money.

OMG

We can totally build a treehouse or some shit... or better yet, have them pay us for the privilege of building a treehouse with scrap lumber.

EXACTLY.

[Darth Cupcake]

SRSLY

This is almost as scary as Twilight Moms.

EXACTLY

I thought that Twilight was going to top my horror-o-meter, but it looks like Avatar wants to fight for it.

[0]

It's alright.

Richter's a traitor to my cause and has thus been found guilty of treason to the principality of Kaousuu.

Richter, how do you plea?

[Suu]

Do not undermine my authority. The man has freedom to capitalize off of any popular money making thing he wants. It's in our bylaws.


-Princess Kaousuu
Yes, I'm drawing Twilight artwork, because I can make money. Like Naruto.