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Dadhacker's "Things I am not allowed to do anymore"

Started by Da6s, January 09, 2010, 03:01:49 PM

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January 09, 2010, 03:01:49 PM
http://www.dadhacker.com/blog/?p=1193

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I will not name my variables after nasty tropical diseases, or executives who are under indictment for fraud.

Elevators are not toys, nor should they ever be wired into the corporate net.

The elves in the lobby's "winter holiday" display must remain unmolested.

I will not dial someone at random and conference them in to the building's intercom system.


We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

Shibboleet The Annihilator

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January 10, 2010, 03:29:18 AM
Quote from: Da6s on January 09, 2010, 03:01:49 PM
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I will not dial someone at random and conference them in to the building's intercom system.

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