I'M IN THE PAPER!

[East Coast Hustle]

http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/letters-to-the-editor/Content?oid=2090614

Pretty sure you'll be able to tell which one is me.

[Cramulus]

  the word "shitneck" gave it away

[Chief Uwachiquen]

  That's awesome.

[Iason Ouabache]

Did they leave all of the "naughty words" in there on the print edition or did it end up being:

If you don't have the **** to **** up and stand up for yourself any time some backwards-thinking ****neck ****s with you, you can expect to keep getting ****ed with ["The Last Bash," I, Anonymous, Jan 7]. And, frankly, if you're so much of a ***** that you can't defend yourself and your right to do whatever you want with your ******s, you DESERVE to get ****ed with.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

[Chief Uwachiquen]

Did they leave all of the "naughty words" in there on the print edition or did it end up being:

If you don't have the **** to **** up and stand up for yourself any time some backwards-thinking ****neck ****s with you, you can expect to keep getting ****ed with ["The Last Bash," I, Anonymous, Jan 7]. And, frankly, if you're so much of a ***** that you can't defend yourself and your right to do whatever you want with your ******s, you DESERVE to get ****ed with.

I'm not sure if it being censored is funnier or not, but it's damn close call. 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
   

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
   

We all need to do this.  I haven't fucked with the OP/ED pages in a while.  My father is an addict.  He writes (minus the profanity) the worst things I've ever seen anyone say about anyone else, with the possible exceptions of my weekly letters to Harry Reid.

[Jenne]

and I agree: amazing how people stop bashing you when you stand up for yourself.

[Cain]

I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
   

We all need to do this.  I haven't fucked with the OP/ED pages in a while.  My father is an addict.  He writes (minus the profanity) the worst things I've ever seen anyone say about anyone else, with the possible exceptions of my weekly letters to Harry Reid.

We all need to pick one particular newspaper, I think, and keep at it as a group until we get at least one published.  And then move onto the next one.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I can imagine how many people in the area who read that paper spat their coffee
   

We all need to do this.  I haven't fucked with the OP/ED pages in a while.  My father is an addict.  He writes (minus the profanity) the worst things I've ever seen anyone say about anyone else, with the possible exceptions of my weekly letters to Harry Reid.

We all need to pick one particular newspaper, I think, and keep at it as a group until we get at least one published.  And then move onto the next one.

Good idea.
PS- Florida papers are easy

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This is fantastic! I can't wait to see the enraged letters about your letter that get printed NEXT week.