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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 13, 2010, 11:34:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
January 14, 2010, 12:55:37 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 14, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.


I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.

i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:

I am still at work.  As I am on salary, my pay stopped 2.5 hours ago.

I will tell amusing stories tomorrow.  Right now I hate the world in the face too much.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
January 14, 2010, 12:57:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:54:08 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 12:53:07 AM
If you end up with hairless legs then we need new fairy princess pics.

HAH!  I am Cornish by descent.  100 years after I am dead, there will be nothing but bones and 50 pounds of back/leg hair in my coffin.

:x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 14, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:55:37 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 14, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.


I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.

i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:

I am still at work.  As I am on salary, my pay stopped 2.5 hours ago.

I will tell amusing stories tomorrow.  Right now I hate the world in the face too much.

I hope you're hating it in the face with a stick, hard.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 14, 2010, 12:58:01 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 14, 2010, 12:57:03 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:54:08 AM
Quote from: Requia ☣ on January 14, 2010, 12:53:07 AM
If you end up with hairless legs then we need new fairy princess pics.

HAH!  I am Cornish by descent.  100 years after I am dead, there will be nothing but bones and 50 pounds of back/leg hair in my coffin.

:x


Seriously.  I'm a fucking gorilla.  My knuckles are even hairy, for fuck's sake.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
January 14, 2010, 12:58:28 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 14, 2010, 12:57:44 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:55:37 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on January 14, 2010, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 14, 2010, 12:41:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM
See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.


I could tell you stories that would make your hair stand up.

i was having a semi-retarded pance/underpance britspag issue, please to be continuing. :lulz:

I am still at work.  As I am on salary, my pay stopped 2.5 hours ago.

I will tell amusing stories tomorrow.  Right now I hate the world in the face too much.

I hope you're hating it in the face with a stick, hard.

Well, I fired a retard and hollered a bunch.  So, no, I fail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
January 14, 2010, 01:07:21 AM
I think I will auction off the rights to full body wax a Holy Man™.

Prospective beauticians/relic-seekers are advised to bring a come-along, or perhaps a powered winch.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

#21
January 14, 2010, 01:56:25 AM

A lot of times i interpret "stupid" as "passive agressive"; maybe i give them too much credit.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
January 14, 2010, 03:16:49 AM
Quote from: JohNyx on January 14, 2010, 01:56:25 AM

A lot of times i interpret "stupid" as "passive agressive"; maybe i give them too much credit.

You do.  I know this guy.  He's really that dumb.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Iason Ouabache

#23
January 14, 2010, 07:41:55 AM
I can think of worse things to get doused with (e.g. hydrofluoric acid, which is how Nobel Prize winner Henri Moissan died) but still LOCKOUT-TAGOUT MEANS NO TOUCHING, DUMBASS! He deserved to be canned for breaking such a basic safety rule.
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#24
January 14, 2010, 11:30:29 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM

See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.


The free market demands it. Costs must be cut, margins raised and part of how they do this is skimping. Skimping on personnel (retards are cheaper) skimping on safety, on training... Watch an episode of the Simpsons some time - the fat retard, sitting at the nuclear refinery control panel with no fucking idea what he's doing there? That's the rule, not the exception.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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The Johnny

#25
January 14, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on January 14, 2010, 11:30:29 AM
Quote from: Felix on January 14, 2010, 12:16:41 AM

See, I can understand stupid, but I cannot understand stupid inside dangerous chemical refineries.


The free market demands it. Costs must be cut, margins raised and part of how they do this is skimping. Skimping on personnel (retards are cheaper) skimping on safety, on training... Watch an episode of the Simpsons some time - the fat retard, sitting at the nuclear refinery control panel with no fucking idea what he's doing there? That's the rule, not the exception.

Im sick of the Simpsons; but yes, "lets hire as cheap and untrained personnel as we can, just as long as the shit hits the fan not too often, we can afford it".
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

P3nT4gR4m

#26
January 14, 2010, 01:29:03 PM
Just like in Fight Club there will be a "forumula" Compare the total savings 'X' to the average cost of a meltdown, 'Y' times the expected increase in meltdowns due to cuts 'Z'

If X > Y x Z guess what happens :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Richter

#27
January 14, 2010, 01:42:03 PM
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on January 14, 2010, 07:41:55 AM
I can think of worse things to get doused with (e.g. hydrofluoric acid, which is how Nobel Prize winner Henri Moissan died) but still LOCKOUT-TAGOUT MEANS NO TOUCHING, DUMBASS! He deserved to be canned for breaking such a basic safety rule.

THIS.
We used lockout / tagout when I was at the post office, and the message was simple:  get the guy who tagged it to un - tag it. 
Beyond safety, it was an iron - clad reason to NOT bust while you track down the tag dude. 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Triple Zero

#28
January 14, 2010, 02:23:52 PM
daaaaaamn, glad you're allright, Roger.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#29
January 14, 2010, 02:32:41 PM
What time did you finally get out of there?

I still say you should post pics of you sporting those coveralls.....  :wink:
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