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FUCK YOU, NEW JERSEY.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 14, 2010, 03:29:29 AM

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Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2010, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PMwhat's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?

One traditionally oppressed minority calling for the repression of another majority, I would assume.

oh I thought it was this:



heh.
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wait, new jersey still exists, right...? even so, new jersey is still stupid!!!!

:argh!:
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Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 14, 2010, 09:16:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
These protests always make me want to show up at one with placard promoting the removal of state recognition of marriage in general.
i never see that, and think it should be represented.

what's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey? 
The jersey devil is pretty cool.
they have cranberries too.
the southern half of the state if beautiful land.
just don't go north of the pine barrens...

The Jews?  Well, conservative Judaism performs gay marriages.

EITHER

          Conservative Judaism did decide "it's o.k. to be gay", beginning as early as 1990 and coming out in 2006 to put it oin the books. Those guys in the pic are Orthodox though. The conservative movement is similar to the Christian "Lutheran" movement (in contemporary America) in regards to its politics. Lutherans, after all, accept the concept of 'Judeo-Christianity', which is like saying 'Satanic-Christianity'. Luther would not have been down with that. There are Christian gay organizations too http://christiangays.com/ but the Pope's not down.

OR

          America is, itself, a temple of Eris. Or her ipod, whichever is more important to her now.









          Maybe it's her shitter.









          Where would be the Bidet?



"a good fight justifies any cause"

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Quote from: Triple Zero on January 14, 2010, 11:11:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 14, 2010, 05:51:15 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PMwhat's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?

One traditionally oppressed minority calling for the repression of another majority, I would assume.

oh I thought it was this:



heh.

:lulz:

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Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 15, 2010, 04:30:10 AM
Quote from: E.O.T. on January 15, 2010, 04:24:21 AM
          Where would be the Bidet?

Canada. Duh.
I was thinking Yellowstone, myself. Canada is Eris's icebox.
Is it plugged in?

0

Quote from: E.O.T. on January 15, 2010, 04:24:21 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on January 14, 2010, 09:16:00 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 14, 2010, 04:51:03 PM
These protests always make me want to show up at one with placard promoting the removal of state recognition of marriage in general.
i never see that, and think it should be represented.

what's the irony with the Jews4morality.com guys?

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 14, 2010, 04:16:53 PM
Is there anything good about New Jersey? 
The jersey devil is pretty cool.
they have cranberries too.
the southern half of the state if beautiful land.
just don't go north of the pine barrens...

The Jews?  Well, conservative Judaism performs gay marriages.

EITHER

          Conservative Judaism did decide "it's o.k. to be gay", beginning as early as 1990 and coming out in 2006 to put it oin the books. Those guys in the pic are Orthodox though. The conservative movement is similar to the Christian "Lutheran" movement (in contemporary America) in regards to its politics. Lutherans, after all, accept the concept of 'Judeo-Christianity', which is like saying 'Satanic-Christianity'. Luther would not have been down with that. There are Christian gay organizations too http://christiangays.com/ but the Pope's not down.

OR

          America is, itself, a temple of Eris. Or her ipod, whichever is more important to her now.









          Maybe it's her shitter.









          Where would be the Bidet?






shut up already with that either/or horseshit, for the love of ERIS! YES, THAT'S RIGHT! I INVOKE ERIS UPON YOU! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CONCEPT OF WHO THAT IS?! WHAT THE HELL?!

E.O.T.

EITHER

           You sir, are mistaken in the notion that you are in any way worthy to summon the goddess. Your hubris blinds you to her will, which has overtaken you. You are to serve her, mortal, not her you. But continue on in your disillusion, your ego is her plaything.

OR

          stop doing that. it bothers me.

OR,OR

          You like to prostrate. I do not. What in FUCK would give you the idea that someone would change their way merely at your insignificant whim?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

0

I like to prostrate?

prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".

Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.

How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.

EITHER:

You're a bot

OR:

A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan


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E.O.T.

Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?

prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".

Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.

How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.

EITHER:

You're a bot

OR:

A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan



EITHER

         Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.

OR

          Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?
"a good fight justifies any cause"

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:53:43 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?

prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".

Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.

How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.

EITHER:

You're a bot

OR:

A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan



EITHER

         Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.

OR

          Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?

Sorry, you're far too cool and edgy for us, with your not at all contrived and pretentious gimmick.
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Quote from: E.O.T. on January 19, 2010, 02:53:43 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 19, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
I like to prostrate?

prostrate is pretty much an adjective: "lying prostrate".

Define what you mean, so that we may all be enlightened as to your new knowledge of the english language that poses such a challenge to modern nomenclature.

How have I "prostrated" as you say, ellucidate me, please, and the rest of us on this board.

EITHER:

You're a bot

OR:

A Nigerian scammer with as much grasp of phonetics as an orangutan



EITHER

         Exactly. You prostrate, as the herd, or lower common denominator element of this board, for the acceptance of the populace. Thinking that you control ERIS is a first obvious give away to your ignorance. Thinking that you have any right or ability to tell others how to act or think is a display of your self important arrogance, which is a further prostration to false ideals,of class order, which you seem to value.

OR

          Yes, (sigh) I'm a bot, AND a troll. You've single-handedly uncovered me. Is this where I beg for your forgiveness and blessing to get in on the drum circle?

pros⋅trate  /ˈprɒstreɪt/  Show Spelled Pronunciation [pros-treyt]  Show IPA verb, -trat⋅ed, -trat⋅ing, adjective
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–verb (used with object) 1. to cast (oneself) face down on the ground in humility, submission, or adoration.
2. to lay flat, as on the ground.
3. to throw down level with the ground.
4. to overthrow, overcome, or reduce to helplessness.
5. to reduce to physical weakness or exhaustion.

–adjective 6. lying flat or at full length, as on the ground.
7. lying face down on the ground, as in token of humility, submission, or adoration.
8. overthrown, overcome, or helpless: a country left prostrate by natural disasters. 
9. physically weak or exhausted.
10. submissive. 
11. utterly dejected or depressed; disconsolate.


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