Help me out here Spags.

[AFK]

So today was the first day working for the Hospital.  Well, really was just an orientation meeting and then I got to go home.  But I was disappointed.  It wasn't anything like Scrubs.  The janitor was very pleasant.  A very pleasant nurse kindly showed me to the boardroom when I got lost, and the President was very uplifting when giving us the history and mission statement.  It just doesn't seem right.

I need a Dr. Cox-like dressing down. 

Help me out here!

[Cainad (dec.)]

If you want abuse, become a resident doctor. Or a family practitioner. I think pediatrics gets beat up pretty hard too (Jenne? Help me out here).

[Cain]

I want you to spread the word, missy. I've... had... enough. The next whiny poster that comes in here looking to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to Eris, I'm going to hurt them. And you, you neurotic, one-man freak-show, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-ologist. Because if you are so stupid as to talk to PD.com about your quasi-inoffensive co-workers, then you've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

[AFK]

Fuck that noise.  That involves going back to school.  I am DONE with school for the rest of my natural life.  

[Dysnomia]

This fread needs more Dr. House.

[AFK]

Can't relate.  I've never watched that show.