CAPTION THIS PIC YOU SPAGGOTS

[Dysnomia]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I WILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE BUG, YES?

[Cainad (dec.)]

"I swear, I am THIS close to starting affairs with as many White House schmucks as I can, just so I can out them later in spite."

[Elder Iptuous]

Yeah, it's seriously big, like this.
it's almost a penis.

[Payne]

                                                       ANAL?
                                                         /

[Cain]

No, seriously, it was like taking orders from someone with a brain this big...
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[Payne]

UN Security Council: Uh... wanna cut the bullshit about WMD... Condoleeza?
Rice:                      I would love to... but I have this horrible pain in my arm...
UN Security Council: Oh no... run ITS THE CLAW!
Rice:                      NOTHING CAN STOP THE CLAWWWW!

[Dysnomia]

what is that from?  my dad used to do that to me when I was little, and would hold his hand in front of his face like a claw.

[Payne]

Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

[Dysnomia]

Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

  oh yeah, that's right.

[Payne]

We only broke the law THIS much, honest!

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

We only broke the law THIS much, honest!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That yellow dick on Craigslist. I swear guys it was like THIS TINY!
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[Dysnomia]

 

[Payne]

It's true what they say about Dubya. Really, seriously, honestly and emphatically.

As a white man, he could only jump this high.