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Nestle's hotline

Started by Elder Iptuous, January 16, 2010, 05:09:40 PM

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Elder Iptuous

January 16, 2010, 05:09:40 PM
Nestle's hotline is excellent. :D
Call 1-800-295-0051
there's a short message, then the operator says press one for english, two for spanish.
don't press anything.
wait for several seconds.
a further menu is presented.
press 4
listen to the menu.
select whatever you care for.
7 was good.

Xila31

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January 16, 2010, 06:16:28 PM
Do you remember OK Soda? There hotline was pretty fun. Of course, they don't exist anymore.  :sad:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 16, 2010, 11:32:32 PM
What, exactly, are we listening to? Clever and amusing marketing slogans created by the evil baby-killing Nestle Empire?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 16, 2010, 11:47:06 PM Last Edit: January 18, 2010, 07:45:47 PM by Emerald City Hustle
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestle_boycott

(edited by ECH to make link work. apparently the accented "e" breaks the URL string in BBcode.)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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