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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 18, 2010, 04:37:17 PM

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#15
January 18, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
That was a fucking brilliant accounting of the accident, but I am still pissed.

Me, too.  Fucking coyote.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#16
January 18, 2010, 06:48:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
That was a fucking brilliant accounting of the accident, but I am still pissed.

Me, too.  Fucking coyote.

Did you save any part of the Coyote as a memento?
If I might offer a suggestion, I would put forth that you bleach its skull and attach to the front fender of your next bike.

Glad you're OK.

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
January 18, 2010, 06:51:03 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:48:36 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
That was a fucking brilliant accounting of the accident, but I am still pissed.

Me, too.  Fucking coyote.

Did you save any part of the Coyote as a memento?
If I might offer a suggestion, I would put forth that you bleach its skull and attach to the front fender of your next bike.

Glad you're OK.


All that was left was a patina of blood and fur on my legs and gas tank.

The memento is the huge fucking fine I have to pay, plus the cost of the clean up of the wreck.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#18
January 18, 2010, 06:53:00 PM
that sucks....
are the blood spattered chaps salvageable?

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
January 18, 2010, 06:53:51 PM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 18, 2010, 06:53:00 PM
that sucks....
are the blood spattered chaps salvageable?


No, they're pretty much wrecked.  I WRECKED MY PANCE LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

Also, the jacket and helmet are complete write-offs. :crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

#20
January 18, 2010, 06:59:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
That was a fucking brilliant accounting of the accident, but I am still pissed.

Me, too.  Fucking coyote.

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#21
January 18, 2010, 07:21:19 PM
Roger, you're doing a fine job of killing yourself so that we won't have to.  :x
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#22
January 18, 2010, 07:44:33 PM
This is precisely why I will never own a motorcycle. Or a gun, for that matter (well, at least not until zombie apocolypse, anyhow). Glad you're ok Roger, though I'm not worried for you. If it takes more than a jersy barrier accordianing my car at high speeds to kill me, I could only imagine that only tickling you a little bit.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#23
January 18, 2010, 07:45:48 PM
Quote from: dimo on January 18, 2010, 07:44:33 PM
This is precisely why I will never own a motorcycle. Or a gun, for that matter (well, at least not until zombie apocolypse, anyhow). Glad you're ok Roger, though I'm not worried for you. If it takes more than a jersy barrier accordianing my car at high speeds to kill me, I could only imagine that only tickling you a little bit.

Actually, it hurt like hell.  Still does.

And I am not buying another bike, maybe for weeks.  I will, however, keep my guns, because I like them, and because this is Tucson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
January 18, 2010, 07:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 18, 2010, 07:21:19 PM
Roger, you're doing a fine job of killing yourself so that we won't have to.  :x

Well, if I waited for you guys to do it, I'd die of old age.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#25
January 18, 2010, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 07:46:19 PM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 18, 2010, 07:21:19 PM
Roger, you're doing a fine job of killing yourself so that we won't have to.  :x

Well, if I waited for you guys to do it, I'd die of old age.

Oh, c'mon man!
give us some credit....
do you have any idea how hard it was to train a coyote to act against its own survival instincts?!

Jenne

#26
January 19, 2010, 04:20:18 AM
Ugh.  ROGER!

Well...at least you're in one piece still.

Jenne

#27
January 19, 2010, 04:20:52 AM
Oh, and fucking brilliant writing.

Dysnomia

#28
January 19, 2010, 05:01:49 AM
No more death for you Roger!   :argh!:
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#29
January 19, 2010, 09:18:21 AM
Inches from death is sometimes the only way to breathe. Well done on surviving and bringing back stories from the edge :mittens:

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