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BREAKING: JAPANESE DEVELOP PRACTICAL WORKING JETPACK!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, January 20, 2010, 06:52:28 AM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2010, 12:20:15 PM
Quote from: BluTakDuck on January 20, 2010, 07:34:11 AM
12 please.

It looks as though it's controlled based on balance and tightness of trousers. I imagine that the tighter your trousers are, the more horizontal you go.

What happens if you wreck your pance?
Pance are temporary. Razor-wielding jetpack GLORY is forever.
Is it plugged in?

Shibboleet The Annihilator

...if you ask me, these need to be combined with gundams...

BluTakDuck

And how do you propose they be controlled? Some form of giant robo-trouser? Are you mad sir?
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