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Started by -Kel-, January 20, 2010, 08:28:57 PM

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BluTakDuck

#15
January 21, 2010, 04:49:25 AM

Board up all your windows. Or make all cats except yours extinct. The first one is easier.
</sarcasm>

Dysfunctional Cunt

#16
January 21, 2010, 05:13:45 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 21, 2010, 04:43:17 AM
What we do--- look outside to see what the hubbubb is about, sigh, spray the cat with the squirt bottle for fun, chuckle, let him keep doing it

TITCM!

Freeky

#17
January 21, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
you should punish your cathubby



with whips

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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#18
January 21, 2010, 06:21:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2010, 09:25:03 PMIt is virtually impossible to break a cat of any habit, it will just become sneakier in how it goes about it.
Seems like a worthy goal in itself.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Suu

#19
January 21, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 21, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
you should punish your stubby



with whips

Fix'd for sexy entertainment suggestion

How I read it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#20
January 21, 2010, 06:35:21 PM
I love how this board has sort of a reverse osmosis thing going.


LMNO
-dirty mind, dirty board; dirty board, dirty mind.

Iason Ouabache

#21
January 22, 2010, 12:32:39 AM
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/600308

QuoteToday, I went to pick my cat up off the counter. He was having a staring contest with a squirrel. I put him back down. MLIA

So there ya go...
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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