oh no...no no no no no no NO!

[0]

STEAMWORLD?

NO!

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/04/01/morning-deal-report-waterworld-sequel-washes-ashore.aspx

[Fuquad]

My prayers have been answered.

[BluTakDuck]

I thought film studios enjoyed making money...

[the last yatto]

[Jasper]

Hollywood is out of ideas, and they've nearly run out of (viable) comic book/video game movies, so they're taking another look at rebooting old cult films.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

To quote my friend when hearing of another friend sleeping with a trollish friend of ours --

"wow. desperate times, huh?"

[Cain]

The Criterion Collection will release a deluxe, 3-disc edition of The Day the Clown Cried, the long-lost Jerry Lewis masterpiece about alcoholic circus clown Helmut Doork, who entertains children at Auschwitz as they are led into the gas chambers. The controversial film was once described by Harry Shearer, one of the few people to have seen it, as "really awe-inspiring, in that you are rarely in the presence of a perfect object. This was a perfect object. This movie is so drastically wrong, its pathos and its comedy are so wildly misplaced, that you could not, in your fantasy of what it might be like, improve on what it really is."

[LMNO]

Didn't they try to remake that into "Life Is Beautiful"?



Fuck, but I hated that fucking movie.

[Richter]

STEAMWORLD?

NO!

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/04/01/morning-deal-report-waterworld-sequel-washes-ashore.aspx

STEAMWORLD!

JUMP THAT FUCKING BANDWAGON, ASSHOLES, JUMP IT.  RUIN OUR FUN AND FORCE US TO FIGURE OUT SOEMTHING ELSE.
IT WORKED FOR THE GOTHS AND THE CYBERPUNKS REMEMBER?  OH FUCK JOHNNY MNEMONIC WAS GREAT!

[cut short for coffee administration]

[Suu]

You guys seem to be missing a very valid piece of information here...

Posted Apr 01 2009, 09:00 AM

Yes. PD.COM Just fell victim to a year old April Fool's. Read the comments.


This, however, is real...http://io9.com/5449428/book-of-eli-reboots-zardoz-for-the-twenty+first-century?skyline=true&s=i&autoplay=true

[Richter]

Someone has used the word "Coherence" to describe Zardoz.

Take a drink, and watch God maturbate with a puppy.

[Hangshai]

Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner.
Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is
about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
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[Cramulus]

yeah, def a prank

Universal spokesman Heywood Jablomi

[Freeky]

1.

They don't even know Waterworld was a colossal disaster that nearly cost me my job

2. Apparently I need to add Zardoz to the list of movies I MUST SEE.

[Jenne]

1.

They don’t even know Waterworld was a colossal disaster that nearly cost me my job

2. Apparently I need to add Zardoz to the list of movies I MUST SEE while high or drunk because really it makes no sense.

fixed so that NOW YOU KNOW