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oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« on: January 21, 2010, 05:34:49 am »
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 05:42:39 am »
My prayers have been answered.
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2010, 06:03:08 am »
I thought film studios enjoyed making money...
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2010, 06:07:22 am »
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2010, 06:08:42 am »
Hollywood is out of ideas, and they've nearly run out of (viable) comic book/video game movies, so they're taking another look at rebooting old cult films.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2010, 07:21:47 am »
To quote my friend when hearing of another friend sleeping with a trollish friend of ours --

"wow. desperate times, huh?"
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2010, 10:17:15 am »
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The Criterion Collection will release a deluxe, 3-disc edition of The Day the Clown Cried, the long-lost Jerry Lewis masterpiece about alcoholic circus clown Helmut Doork, who entertains children at Auschwitz as they are led into the gas chambers. The controversial film was once described by Harry Shearer, one of the few people to have seen it, as “really awe-inspiring, in that you are rarely in the presence of a perfect object. This was a perfect object. This movie is so drastically wrong, its pathos and its comedy are so wildly misplaced, that you could not, in your fantasy of what it might be like, improve on what it really is.”

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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 01:14:09 pm »
Didn't they try to remake that into "Life Is Beautiful"?



Fuck, but I hated that fucking movie.
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 01:46:15 pm »
Quote from: General Stuart on January 21, 2010, 05:34:49 am
STEAMWORLD?

NO!

http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/screengrab/archive/2009/04/01/morning-deal-report-waterworld-sequel-washes-ashore.aspx

STEAMWORLD!

JUMP THAT FUCKING BANDWAGON, ASSHOLES, JUMP IT.  RUIN OUR FUN AND FORCE US TO FIGURE OUT SOEMTHING ELSE.
IT WORKED FOR THE GOTHS AND THE CYBERPUNKS REMEMBER?  OH FUCK JOHNNY MNEMONIC WAS GREAT!

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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2010, 02:44:16 pm »
You guys seem to be missing a very valid piece of information here...


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Yes. PD.COM Just fell victim to a year old April Fool's. Read the comments.


This, however, is real...http://io9.com/5449428/book-of-eli-reboots-zardoz-for-the-twenty+first-century?skyline=true&s=i&autoplay=true
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 02:52:07 pm »
Someone has used the word "Coherence" to describe Zardoz.

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 am
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2010, 03:00:24 pm »
Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner.
Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is
about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2010, 03:17:34 pm »
yeah, def a prank

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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2010, 05:17:40 pm »
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They don’t even know Waterworld was a colossal disaster that nearly cost me my job

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2. Apparently I need to add Zardoz to the list of movies I MUST SEE.
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Re: oh no...no no no no no no NO!
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2010, 05:32:15 pm »
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 21, 2010, 05:17:40 pm
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They don’t even know Waterworld was a colossal disaster that nearly cost me my job

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

2. Apparently I need to add Zardoz to the list of movies I MUST SEE while high or drunk because really it makes no sense.

fixed so that NOW YOU KNOW
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