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Masterchef: Cain style

Started by Cain, January 21, 2010, 05:38:52 PM

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East Coast Hustle

#15
January 22, 2010, 07:45:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2010, 05:38:52 PM
I just burnt some boiled eggs.  Boiled eggs.  I dread to think what I would do with a microwave meal.

:x

also, FWIW, I've done this, and it is the 3rd worst smell I've ever created in a kitchen.
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#16
January 22, 2010, 08:27:00 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 22, 2010, 07:45:25 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2010, 05:38:52 PM
I just burnt some boiled eggs.  Boiled eggs.  I dread to think what I would do with a microwave meal.

:x

also, FWIW, I've done this, and it is the 3rd worst smell I've ever created in a kitchen.

You've shat twice in a kitchen?

East Coast Hustle

#17
January 22, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
2nd worst was the time I burned mussels and the shells actually melted to the pan.

worst was the time I quit my job at McDonalds when I was 18 (I only worked there so I could sell weed from the drive-thru window). I took off my hat and shirt (both made of polyester), tossed them onto one of the clamshell grills that had just been loaded up with burger patties, and closed the lid (clamshell grill grills from both sides simultaneously). THAT was a fucking stinky mess.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 22, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on January 22, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
2nd worst was the time I burned mussels and the shells actually melted to the pan.

worst was the time I quit my job at McDonalds when I was 18 (I only worked there so I could sell weed from the drive-thru window). I took off my hat and shirt (both made of polyester), tossed them onto one of the clamshell grills that had just been loaded up with burger patties, and closed the lid (clamshell grill grills from both sides simultaneously). THAT was a fucking stinky mess.

:lulz:

I ran a manager's polyester parka through a pizza oven, back in the day.
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Cain

#19
January 22, 2010, 08:26:05 PM
The smell actually wasn't too bad. The sausages I have in the freezer actually smell worse when cooked, regardless of how well cooked they are.  Then again, given the quality of that meat, that probably doesn't mean much...

LMNO

#20
January 22, 2010, 08:31:18 PM
Ah, are they CMOT Dibbler brand?

Cain

#21
January 22, 2010, 08:33:28 PM
Essentially.  They're from Lidl.  I know this means nothing to an American, but anyone from Europe is right now recoiling in horror, let me assure you.

Payne

#22
January 23, 2010, 01:22:12 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 22, 2010, 08:33:28 PM
Essentially.  They're from Lidl.  I know this means nothing to an American, but anyone from Europe is right now recoiling in horror, let me assure you.

In fact I used to call all Lidl meat "Cut Me Own Throat Meat". There was a time when I survived off of Lidls food, I am not proud.

Triple Zero

#23
January 23, 2010, 01:59:21 AM
you don't buy meat at Lidl and live.
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