Spagbook

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Mr Squid can say he doesn't notice till he's blue in the face but I know it's bullshit.

i'd be willing to put money on it that he doesn't care about them at all....

Meh, I'm pretty sure he doesn't. But I notice em and can't stand em.
Now quiet you magnificently handsome bastard 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've had 2 guys (who I never even slept with) tell me that I gave them a stretch mark fetish.

That's nice and all, but I still wish I didn't have 'em.

Then again, I look at my EFO and figure, that demanding bitch alone, never mind the other two, is worth it. Although I think it was the boy who did the most damage. Good thing I like that little shit.

My youngest thinks the word "bitch" is pronounced "bith" because she's only seen me write it by watching me type over my shoulder, and never heard me say it. Every time she calls me a "bith" I laugh and laugh, and she gets mad and storms off.

So I guess the stretch marks are OK. Bith.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Jasper]

Bith?

[Freeky]

[Jasper]

Well, ain't that a bith.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Bith?

Hahaha oh shit. I had no idea. She's a HUGE Star Wars fan and has been since she was four; no wonder!

[Doktor Howl]

Nice dildo he has there, though.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nice dildo he has there, though.   

[Mangrove]

Nice dildo he has there, though.   

[Freeky]

[Brotep]

[Jasper]

to Mangrove.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread. 

[AFK]

Nice dildo he has there, though.