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Richter

#3255
April 04, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
Poked around, seems like it's bulges made by injecting saline that they push into the "bagel" shape by hand.  They last 24 hours or so.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

#3256
April 04, 2011, 03:59:00 PM
:vom:

Luna

#3257
April 04, 2011, 04:20:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 04, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
Poked around, seems like it's bulges made by injecting saline that they push into the "bagel" shape by hand.  They last 24 hours or so.

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#3258
April 04, 2011, 04:21:16 PM
Quote from: Richter on April 04, 2011, 03:51:52 PM
Poked around, seems like it's bulges made by injecting saline that they push into the "bagel" shape by hand.  They last 24 hours or so.

GROSS.
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Vaud

#3259
April 04, 2011, 04:32:01 PM
THAT SHIT IS REAL???  :x
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Luna

#3260
April 04, 2011, 04:33:47 PM
I realize skin is pretty darned elastic, but...  Does it really recover from being stretched out that far? 
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Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Freeky

#3261
April 04, 2011, 05:02:14 PM
That's nothing.  Of course, it's more elastic in some areas than others, but something as small as that would be fine.


ETA:  That guy on the left's eye might be fucked, though.

Luna

#3262
April 04, 2011, 05:04:44 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Bubble Baths on April 04, 2011, 05:02:14 PM
That's nothing.  Of course, it's more elastic in some areas than others, but something as small as that would be fine.


ETA:  That guy on the left's eye might be fucked, though.

:x
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Richter

#3263
April 04, 2011, 05:09:52 PM
Over stretching the skin is one peril of repeated injections, they say. 

If anyone's ever read "Crooked Little Vein", the part about people inflating scotums to softball (or greater) size with saline is true too.  These bagels are jsut the visible tip of the injection modification iceberg.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#3264
April 04, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
You mean scrotum. Not scotum...unless the Romans had a saline-filled nutsack they used for a shield I wasn't aware of.
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#3265
April 04, 2011, 05:13:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 04, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
You mean scrotum. Not scotum...unless the Romans had a saline-filled nutsack they used for a shield I wasn't aware of.

Gaius Marcius Coriolanus did.  He was fucking EPIC.
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Suu

#3266
April 04, 2011, 05:16:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2011, 05:13:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 04, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
You mean scrotum. Not scotum...unless the Romans had a saline-filled nutsack they used for a shield I wasn't aware of.

Gaius Marcius Coriolanus did.  He was fucking EPIC.

Roman proto-imperialism at it's finest.
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Richter

#3267
April 04, 2011, 05:19:29 PM
:coffeemonitor::
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#3268
April 04, 2011, 05:29:39 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 04, 2011, 05:16:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 04, 2011, 05:13:46 PM
Quote from: Suu the Infallible on April 04, 2011, 05:10:38 PM
You mean scrotum. Not scotum...unless the Romans had a saline-filled nutsack they used for a shield I wasn't aware of.

Gaius Marcius Coriolanus did.  He was fucking EPIC.

Roman proto-imperialism at it's finest.

Hell, yes.  He was known for demolishing city gates with his penis, which took ten strapping Romans to wield.  When he finally died, a quarter of the women in Italy threw themselves on his pyre.

ETA:  Needless to say, they kept putting the fire out, so it took 3 months to cremate him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#3269
April 04, 2011, 05:38:46 PM
He saw how the Praetorians wore their cloaks, off of rings on their loricae, and decided this was the pussy way out.  He hung his cloak over his shoulder from two massive nipple piercings.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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