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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Triple Zero

afraid of sunlight, really?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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NotPublished

I'm terrified of light :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Triple Zero

Hm I probably shouldn't make light of your photophobia, but .. did you try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0 ?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

NotPublished

Hahahahaha oh my god that is hilarious! I love Monty Python

"Look on the bright side of life"
"Before you draw your terminal breath"
(I don't have a photophobia or lightphobia or etc)
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

President Television

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 11:15:38 PM
Hm I probably shouldn't make light of your photophobia, but .. did you try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0 ?

I see what you did there.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

NotPublished

I noticed it after awhile :sad: IM SLOW
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Rococo Modem Basilisk

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 10:39:51 PM
afraid of sunlight, really?

Hyperbole. It may be terribly unpleasant, but it probably isn't actually trying to kill me.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

hooplala

Quote from: Enki v. 2.0 on January 26, 2010, 02:15:21 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 25, 2010, 10:39:51 PM
afraid of sunlight, really?

Hyperbole. It may be terribly unpleasant, but it probably isn't actually trying to kill me.

Your optimism amuses me.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Dysnomia

Quote from: dimo on January 25, 2010, 08:54:55 PM
Showered and shaven.

Dimo-
Wants to make a good impression on his sexy Brit. Lit. instructor today.



And for the record, SPS, Dimo was sans pance in this one.

THAT'S IT BOY


GONNA RAPE YOU THOUGH THE INTERNET



HOLD STILL
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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