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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

I spent all week on a costume for the contest at the pub down the street and they turned me away at the door because my ID is expired. 31 this week. Fuck all the things.

What am I going to do with a prosthetic tentacleface now?

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Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 03, 2014, 02:28:51 PM
I spent all week on a costume for the contest at the pub down the street and they turned me away at the door because my ID is expired. 31 this week. Fuck all the things.

What am I going to do with a prosthetic tentacleface now?

I'm disappointed you are even able to express that as a question  :argh!:

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Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on November 02, 2014, 03:45:53 AM
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Quote from: Chelagoras The Lust-Driven Dickwolf on November 02, 2014, 03:45:53 AM
I am EL MAESTRO, CAMPEON DE LA EDUCACION! I WILL BREAK THE BACK OF IGNORANCE WITH MY KNEE LIKE SO MUCH BATMAN!
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At a demo with the kids, the dog, and the improvised screaming machine. We left before the grappling with the riot control police began.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

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You're the one wearing sweatpants and a leather jacket I presume.
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Quote from: N E T on November 19, 2014, 10:01:57 PM
You're the one wearing sweatpants and a leather jacket I presume.

He is the white one in the lower left wearing a black collar.

He is ADORABLE.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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Dildo Argentino

waxed cotton, but yeah.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

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Friend's 30th birthdayparty yesterday.
I am overhung.
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My first husband used to wear sweatpants in public.

He's dead now.


Coincidence?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Walked to the store to help myself get use to walking again.
Felt great. In the last 7 weeks of not moving I dropped 30 lbs.
I should be kicking people in the face by Fat Fuck Day.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Metal Bear on November 23, 2014, 07:23:55 PM


Walked to the store to help myself get use to walking again.
Felt great. In the last 7 weeks of not moving I dropped 30 lbs.
I should be kicking people in the face by Fat Fuck Day.

You guys are ADORABLE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Sexy St. Nigel on November 23, 2014, 05:02:22 PM
My first husband used to wear sweatpants in public.

He's dead now.


Coincidence?

I occasionally wear sweatpants in public. During the two-minute walk to/from the gym. I bow my head in shame every time.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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