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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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LMNO

Well played.  Are those contacts, or your real eyes?

NeonWytch

Quote from: LMNO on November 03, 2016, 04:20:04 PM
Well played.  Are those contacts, or your real eyes?
Real eyes, though I only just realized how weird and dilated they look in that picture.
A wise man once said "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

LMNO

Also, clean your room!

NeonWytch

I am terrified of responsibility and am easily overwhelmed as a result of my millennial upbringing and the cult of anxiety that surrounds modern youth culture.
In other words; make me, Copper!
-dives into sink and buries self in dishes-
A wise man once said "What was that? I couldn't hear you."

LMNO

"Kids these days," said the Gen X slacker.

EK WAFFLR

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Cramulus

Quote from: East Coast Hustle on July 24, 2016, 03:00:35 AM
I guess I could let y'all peep the spaglette:



Oh my god she's adorable! That's a great picture.

Nephew Twiddleton



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P3nT4gR4m

#6953
My best bits are everything except the face


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

Yeah.  Busted link.

THE BEST PART OF YOUR FACE IS A BUSTED LINK.   :argh!:
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Fuckin google. How bout now?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

MMIX

"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Junkenstein

You appear to have stolen my sense of fashion.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 24, 2017, 06:28:04 PM
My best bits are everything except the face



Nah, I've seen your face, you're stupidly handsome. Not as handsome as Salty, but then again, who is? Still, you're not hard to look at, at all.
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