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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4080 on: September 19, 2011, 12:45:37 am »
Pirate Hooker sez: Fuck you two.

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« Reply #4081 on: September 19, 2011, 12:53:55 am »
Oh not in seriousness. More like: :crankey: :cramstipated: :crankey:

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« Reply #4082 on: September 19, 2011, 01:08:47 am »
She said the same thing to me when I took the pic.
"Git on that wall woman" said I.
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« Reply #4083 on: September 19, 2011, 06:36:47 am »
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4084 on: September 19, 2011, 10:50:35 am »
Those were amazing and scary. :x

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« Reply #4085 on: September 19, 2011, 03:03:42 pm »
I mentioned in the Bar that we went on a hike to a waterfall in PA this past weekend. Here's some stupid pics (Mother is not to be WOMP'd, sister is fair game):


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It wasn't that bad of a hike, but we didn't expect some of the difficulty at times. It's a moderate trail, but we also didn't go with proper boots and gear, and some of the inclines were tough. The trail down is actually right past those trees in the very top of this pic. It was about a foot and a half wide and on the edge of a nice drop that probably would have killed us or broken something on the way down if we lost our footing, so the mantra was "No death before the wedding."

It was worth it though, just...cold. It was 45F and no one packed for the 40s, not even me. (I mean, look at us.) My poor mother had to run to Walmart to grab another sweatshirt, as her cracker ass was freezing.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4086 on: September 19, 2011, 07:17:09 pm »
Looks gorgeous out there.

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« Reply #4087 on: September 19, 2011, 07:18:27 pm »

Best use of a Tom Petty lyric since 1976.

I've always been a fan.  He's my kind of weird.
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« Reply #4088 on: September 19, 2011, 07:34:58 pm »
Looks gorgeous out there.

It was! I got lots of pictures of the area, they're all on my Facebook if you want to go take a look. It was also fun being able to do something with my mom and sister like this for the first time in decades. Unfortunately my dad can't walk well so a hike is obviously out of the question, and my brother stayed in Florida to take care of the pets.

My mom wants to rent one of the big ass houses at the resort next summer for a week or so and have like 20 people chip in, that way we have more time to check out the area in warmer weather, because we only really had one full day, and that was taken up by this hike (which was 3.5 miles roundtrip. Not terrible, but still well over an hour with pics and stuff, even while "rushing") and then the wedding.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4089 on: September 22, 2011, 04:27:23 am »
It occurs to me that those of you who have actually seen me have not seen me since I got back down close to fighting weight.





And in case some of you weren't as jealous of my job as you should be:



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« Reply #4090 on: September 22, 2011, 04:29:32 am »
Lookin' good, ECH.

And hell yes, I'm jealous of your job. One, I'd kill to cook with half the skill you do. Two, YOU'RE ON A MUTHAFUGGIN' BOAT. :tgrr:

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4091 on: September 22, 2011, 04:35:21 am »
I'm jealous of of where you are, and how awesome the stuff you're involved with is (based on the simple fact that you aren't allowed to tell us what it is)...

But I get so violently seasick within a half-hour of going out on anything more turbulent than the Long Island Sound that I'm only 90% as jealous as I ought to be. :lol:

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« Reply #4092 on: September 22, 2011, 05:33:35 am »
This is, unmistakably, why I'm hot.



Btw, that is typically our normal sweet ass dance moves. You oughta see us at a club. Men are AFRAID to come near us, it's amazing.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4093 on: September 22, 2011, 05:41:39 am »
Hack it off. Every metal-loving white boy and their mother has one of those now. If you want to be distinguished, you need to grow a three-pronger. Or find a way to trim it so it looks like a giant dangling cock and balls.

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #4094 on: September 22, 2011, 05:56:55 am »
In apology for my extended leave of absence, I give unto PD a collection of WOMPable pictures from my summer vacation:

http://imgur.com/a/yKUxA#xFE1u
Is it plugged in?