Spagbook

[Salty]

[Telarus]

 

[Remington]

 

[Freeky]

REMINGTOOOOOOOOON!!!!

[Dr Goofy]

It's a sign that you've already been in New Hampshart too long

ECH,
knows because his beard is a lingering piece of Maine

I had the beard 2 years before i got here. First thing they said was i fit in because of the beard... 

[Cramulus]

This is, unmistakably, why I'm hot.



Btw, that is typically our normal sweet ass dance moves. You oughta see us at a club. Men are AFRAID to come near us, it's amazing.

your friend on the left is hot as fuck

but who's that blonde chick in the middle?

[Doktor Howl]

Suu, of course they're afraid to come near you on the dance floor.

That duckface would frighten anyone off.  WTF?  Were you channeling Dimo?

[Suu]

This is, unmistakably, why I'm hot.



Btw, that is typically our normal sweet ass dance moves. You oughta see us at a club. Men are AFRAID to come near us, it's amazing.

your friend on the left is hot as fuck

but who's that blonde chick in the middle?

My friend on the left is my totally smokin' hot mother, and the blonde chick in the middle is my baby sister, St. Dingbat of the Scissors. I think you've met her before.  She used to live with me.

Suu, of course they're afraid to come near you on the dance floor.

That duckface would frighten anyone off.  WTF?  Were you channeling Dimo?

No channeling Dimo required. There was enough olive oil on that dance floor to lube 20 sumo wrestlers.

And TECHNICALLY I'm doing Blue Steel, and Dingbat is doing her Dirty Pirate Hooker face. Mom just thinks we're fucking weird. It's hard to explain, really, what raging is, though, unless you see us do it.

[Cainad (dec.)]

In apology for my extended leave of absence, I give unto PD a collection of WOMPable pictures from my summer vacation:

http://imgur.com/a/yKUxA#xFE1u

Rem? I thought you got eaten by rampaging moose or something. I heard that all that Global Warming makes them twitchy and aggressive.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Just back from 4 days roughing it on loch lomond. Day 2, 11am. I still smell like it's safe to approach me without hazmat equipment...

[Remington]

In apology for my extended leave of absence, I give unto PD a collection of WOMPable pictures from my summer vacation:

http://imgur.com/a/yKUxA#xFE1u

Rem? I thought you got eaten by rampaging moose or something. I heard that all that Global Warming makes them twitchy and aggressive.

I got better.

Just back from 4 days roughing it on loch lomond. Day 2, 11am. I still smell like it's safe to approach me without hazmat equipment...

You look like you should be the star of a Discovery-channel survival show, tbh. Man vs Wild, starring Bear Grllis Pentagram.

[East Coast Hustle]

I still smell like it's safe to approach me without hazmat equipment.

I'd call those bold words coming from a scotsman.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This photograph belongs to Mr. Shivery, so while its fair game for WOMP be aware that it's copyrighted to someone other than me.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

that is beautiful and scary 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

That's almost a perfect image of what I imagine you to be.
Missing a chicken, a dildo and a road cone.

Picture is eerily beautiful