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#4635
December 19, 2011, 01:35:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 18, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Ah, OK.   :lol:

I'm desperate here!  :lulz:

I'm going to stop by the toy store on my way to the doctor's tomorrow to get a proper plastic eye patch. With Jolly Roger on it.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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#4636
December 19, 2011, 01:38:15 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 19, 2011, 01:35:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 18, 2011, 10:35:04 PM
Ah, OK.   :lol:

I'm desperate here!  :lulz:

I'm going to stop by the toy store on my way to the doctor's tomorrow to get a proper plastic eye patch. With Jolly Roger on it.

What's wrong with your eye?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#4637
December 19, 2011, 01:41:03 AM
I've no idea. Woke up with a red eye, swollen eyelids and rather severe pain.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Suu

#4638
December 19, 2011, 01:43:40 AM
CONJUNCTIVITIS?!?!!!


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#4639
December 19, 2011, 01:47:28 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2011, 01:43:40 AM
CONJUNCTIVITIS?!?!!!

I hope not. Nobody else have it around me, so it's not contagious (probably).
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Suu

#4640
December 19, 2011, 01:52:30 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 19, 2011, 01:47:28 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2011, 01:43:40 AM
CONJUNCTIVITIS?!?!!!

I hope not. Nobody else have it around me, so it's not contagious (probably).


Did you hit it or anything?

Did you wear eye makeup that was more than a year old? (YOU NEVER KNOW)
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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#4641
December 19, 2011, 01:57:22 AM
Quote from: Suu on December 19, 2011, 01:52:30 AM
Did you hit it or anything?

Did you wear eye makeup that was more than a year old? (YOU NEVER KNOW)

1) No
2) No (I stopped wearing old makeup years ago)

I was wearing lenses, though, but I took them out last night.
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Suu

#4642
December 19, 2011, 02:01:06 AM
A lens could have been contaminated, maybe?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pæs

#4643
December 19, 2011, 02:07:44 AM
Perhaps you got it all clawed up by a crab spag.


Suu

#4644
December 19, 2011, 02:14:54 AM
:spittake:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#4645
December 19, 2011, 02:19:53 AM
Gonna go pragmatic and say that if it's not better in 48 hours, GO TO A DOCTOR.

Triple Zero

#4646
December 19, 2011, 02:24:12 AM
Yeah you got universal healthcare in Norway, so no reason not to use it. But we probably don't even need to tell you :)
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Suu

#4647
December 19, 2011, 02:24:37 AM
Yes.

Here at PD.com, we are not doctors, but doktors.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#4648
December 19, 2011, 02:41:19 AM
If it's a contact lens fuckup, lenses out, glasses on.  Visene, or whaever the hell y'all have for bloodshot eyes, and give it a couple days.  (I do it with mine too often.)
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#4649
December 19, 2011, 03:02:29 AM
going to the doctor tomorrow, if it's not better. We do have universal healthcare (if you spend more than £250 on meds and doctor appointments in a year).
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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