Spagbook

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Could be cicadas.

Whoa, can you even buy recordings of cicadas? That would be the most annoying and un-relaxing background noise for a massage studio ever.

Not half as bad as what I'm thinking of.

I think I just imagined the sound of the inside of your head, and it was horrible.

[Doktor Howl]

Could be cicadas.

Whoa, can you even buy recordings of cicadas? That would be the most annoying and un-relaxing background noise for a massage studio ever.

Not half as bad as what I'm thinking of.

I think I just imagined the sound of the inside of your head, and it was horrible.

But very relaxing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

[Doktor Howl]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OMG I found one!

http://www.amazon.com/Natural-StereoScape-Cicadas-Surroundscape/dp/B001CB18FM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375469860&sr=8-1&keywords=cicada+sounds


God bless America.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

[Doktor Howl]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

Yay!

[Doktor Howl]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

Yay!

I know a guy who knows how to do this shit.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

Yay!

I know a guy who knows how to do this shit.

I really, really want this to exist.

REALLY BADLY.

[Doktor Howl]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

Yay!

I know a guy who knows how to do this shit.

I really, really want this to exist.

REALLY BADLY.

He will not be happy about sampling the fat people porn thing.

But you have to suffer, or it's not art.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

Yay!

I know a guy who knows how to do this shit.

I really, really want this to exist.

REALLY BADLY.

He will not be happy about sampling the fat people porn thing.

But you have to suffer, or it's not art.

FOR ART!

[Don Coyote]

Sort of this combination of the scream of large pieces of metal reaching critical strain, freeway traffic, and dogs fighting over a piece of meat, with a leprechaun alternately giggling and singing in the background.

And morbidly obese people having the wildest sex they're capable of.

And machine gun fire (a constant for 20-something years now).

And Ronald Reagan speeches.  Dubstepped.  SLIP SLIP SLIP THE SURLY B-B-B-BONDS OF EARTH.

I really wish I could record this on an LP. For Alty.

I'll see what I can do. 

Yay!

I know a guy who knows how to do this shit.

I really, really want this to exist.

REALLY BADLY.

He will not be happy about sampling the fat people porn thing.

But you have to suffer, or it's not art.

FOR ART!

I am deeply disturbed but I want to listen too.

[LMNO]

That's the kind of thing that would make Merzbow say, "My, that's a bit much..."








[I realize the above post is a lot funnier if you actually know what Merzbow sounds like.]

[Triple Zero]

I'm not really sure what Merzbow sounds like, I'm pretty sure those mp3s must have been corrupted or something

right?