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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Signora Pæsior on October 08, 2013, 10:48:55 AM
Pæs and I got married on Saturday.

There are real pictures coming, but I'm quite fond of this one. Neither of us have any idea how we're meant to go about cutting the damn cake.



(Also waddup PD I haven't been here for fucking ages.)

Congrats guys, may you have many ears of happiness together.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Shibboleet The Annihilator

I would like to know why this man has red spaghetti coming out the back of his head.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 17, 2013, 12:23:11 AM
I would like to know why this man has red spaghetti coming out the back of his head.

New Zealand Brainstem Worms.

That's the only expression he can make, forever.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Signora Pæsior

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 17, 2013, 12:31:55 AM
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 17, 2013, 12:23:11 AM
I would like to know why this man has red spaghetti coming out the back of his head.

New Zealand Brainstem Worms.

That's the only expression he can make, forever.

HEY FUCK YOU MY FATHER DIED OF NEW ZEALAND BRAINSTEM WORMS IT'S NO JOKE.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Signora Pæsior on October 17, 2013, 03:48:54 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 17, 2013, 12:31:55 AM
Quote from: Shibboleet The Annihilator on October 17, 2013, 12:23:11 AM
I would like to know why this man has red spaghetti coming out the back of his head.

New Zealand Brainstem Worms.

That's the only expression he can make, forever.

HEY FUCK YOU MY FATHER DIED OF NEW ZEALAND BRAINSTEM WORMS IT'S NO JOKE.

:potd:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Doktor Blight on October 11, 2013, 03:23:06 AM
NEW SPECTACLES



If I had my way, we'd hire you as our company's spokesperson.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

This is your brain on BIP.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on October 18, 2013, 06:34:16 PM
This is your brain on BIP.



He looks like a startled mongoose.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote


Evidently Seattle is 90 degrees sideways, or my Welsh is acting up.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Looking good, kids!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Suu

For Halloween, I've been Nigel'd.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

East Coast Hustle



Remain calm and give us all of your beer.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

What the hell is that on the left.   :eek: