Spagbook

[President Television]

Delgotha?  WHAT?

It is vaguely mystical-sounding.

Hm, maybe I'll set up the Delgotha Cabal...

Um, it's the title of the worst book ever inflicted on the English language.  Link to our fucking with the publisher upon request.

No, dude...it's really that bad.

I know, I posted in that thread.  

Ah.  Does your cabal "strength the necromancers"?

Yes, and we try to bring out the dragon in everyone. The good dragons, anyway. You can never be too watchful.

[Doktor Howl]

Delgotha?  WHAT?

It is vaguely mystical-sounding.

Hm, maybe I'll set up the Delgotha Cabal...

Um, it's the title of the worst book ever inflicted on the English language.  Link to our fucking with the publisher upon request.

No, dude...it's really that bad.

I know, I posted in that thread.  

Ah.  Does your cabal "strength the necromancers"?

Yes, and we try to bring out the dragon in everyone. The good dragons, anyway. You can never be too watchful.

Especially around DEFF MOUNTAIN!

[President Television]

Delgotha?  WHAT?

It is vaguely mystical-sounding.

Hm, maybe I'll set up the Delgotha Cabal...

Um, it's the title of the worst book ever inflicted on the English language.  Link to our fucking with the publisher upon request.

No, dude...it's really that bad.

I know, I posted in that thread.  

Ah.  Does your cabal "strength the necromancers"?

Yes, and we try to bring out the dragon in everyone. The good dragons, anyway. You can never be too watchful.

Especially around DEFF MOUNTAIN!

you need to be an immortal Delgothan or higher to access that information

[Doktor Howl]

Delgotha?  WHAT?

It is vaguely mystical-sounding.

Hm, maybe I'll set up the Delgotha Cabal...

Um, it's the title of the worst book ever inflicted on the English language.  Link to our fucking with the publisher upon request.

No, dude...it's really that bad.

I know, I posted in that thread.  

Ah.  Does your cabal "strength the necromancers"?

Yes, and we try to bring out the dragon in everyone. The good dragons, anyway. You can never be too watchful.

Especially around DEFF MOUNTAIN!

you need to be an immortal Delgothan or higher to access that information

DEFF MOUNTAIN, OPIES!
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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I DON'T THINK

         there's gonna be an absolute here, but yeah, mostly "bears" who're into the "bear" "culture", are about the whole 'loveyoucuzyeroverweight/outtashapeandHAIRY' aspect. I think "twinks" are more for the "daddy" psychological types, the complex fetish thing. "bears" as an identity have evolved/ devolved into regular guy let's fuck cuz we're regular guys. It wasn't always that way but now we've got shit like "otters" and other categories I don't want to comment on because they're the equivalent to a "or kill me" rant as subject.

ALSO

         at my favourite "gay" watering hole the guys obsess over body hair A LOT & since it's "home to the Oregon Bears" and narry a twink is to be seen, I'd have to conclude that generally bears don't care for twinks.

I think I work at your watering hole.

Holy shit, if that's the case I'm going to start drinking there.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I posted the link to Delgotha on the bead lady forum and the bead ladies made fun of it too.

Sad thing is, I think the reviews have been taken down again. They shouldn't be allowed to do that.

[President Television]

Delgotha?  WHAT?

It is vaguely mystical-sounding.

Hm, maybe I'll set up the Delgotha Cabal...

Um, it's the title of the worst book ever inflicted on the English language.  Link to our fucking with the publisher upon request.

No, dude...it's really that bad.

I know, I posted in that thread.  

Ah.  Does your cabal "strength the necromancers"?

Yes, and we try to bring out the dragon in everyone. The good dragons, anyway. You can never be too watchful.

Especially around DEFF MOUNTAIN!

you need to be an immortal Delgothan or higher to access that information

DEFF MOUNTAIN, OPIES!
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AMBIEN! WE MUST AWAY!

AMBIEN?
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[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oops, your links are borked

[Iason Ouabache]

Damn, I forget about this thread for a week and it explodes.

Also, LGS = Best n00b EVER!

[notathing]

Damn, I forget about this thread for a week and it explodes.

Also, LGS = Best n00b EVER!

[Freeky]

STOAT, I'MA STEAL YUOR SHIRT!

[E.O.T.]

I DON'T THINK

         there's gonna be an absolute here, but yeah, mostly "bears" who're into the "bear" "culture", are about the whole 'loveyoucuzyeroverweight/outtashapeandHAIRY' aspect. I think "twinks" are more for the "daddy" psychological types, the complex fetish thing. "bears" as an identity have evolved/ devolved into regular guy let's fuck cuz we're regular guys. It wasn't always that way but now we've got shit like "otters" and other categories I don't want to comment on because they're the equivalent to a "or kill me" rant as subject.

ALSO

         at my favourite "gay" watering hole the guys obsess over body hair A LOT & since it's "home to the Oregon Bears" and narry a twink is to be seen, I'd have to conclude that generally bears don't care for twinks.

I think I work at your watering hole.

Holy shit, if that's the case I'm going to start drinking there.

NIGEL

          you'll just upset the poor bear fags because of their double standard on acceptence. Also, you'll have to renew your "oregon bear" membership to get the drink specials. Besides, me telling you stories about the bar is way better than having to be there.

ECH

          Really? Where'd you find work? I'm referring to the the "Portland Eagle" over on Lombard. Not that great of a place AT ALL but my friends go there and since it opened, being in the neighborhood, I officially have no reason to go downtown to drink unless I want to see drag queens.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I DON'T THINK

         there's gonna be an absolute here, but yeah, mostly "bears" who're into the "bear" "culture", are about the whole 'loveyoucuzyeroverweight/outtashapeandHAIRY' aspect. I think "twinks" are more for the "daddy" psychological types, the complex fetish thing. "bears" as an identity have evolved/ devolved into regular guy let's fuck cuz we're regular guys. It wasn't always that way but now we've got shit like "otters" and other categories I don't want to comment on because they're the equivalent to a "or kill me" rant as subject.

ALSO

         at my favourite "gay" watering hole the guys obsess over body hair A LOT & since it's "home to the Oregon Bears" and narry a twink is to be seen, I'd have to conclude that generally bears don't care for twinks.

I think I work at your watering hole.

Holy shit, if that's the case I'm going to start drinking there.

NIGEL

          you'll just upset the poor bear fags because of their double standard on acceptence. Also, you'll have to renew your "oregon bear" membership to get the drink specials. Besides, me telling you stories about the bar is way better than having to be there.

ECH

          Really? Where'd you find work? I'm referring to the the "Portland Eagle" over on Lombard. Not that great of a place AT ALL but my friends go there and since it opened, being in the neighborhood, I officially have no reason to go downtown to drink unless I want to see drag queens.

I never got my membership card in the first place, and I'm still irritated about that. They kept my $12 too, the bastards.

[NotPublished]

I have to admit some drag queens are cool looking. Though I usually think their females (unless really obvious) until someone points out otherwise however 

[E.O.T.]

I have to admit some drag queens are cool looking. Though I usually think their females (unless really obvious) until someone points out otherwise however 

DUDE

          Back in Milwaukee Wisconsin I dated one of the 'girls' at the club where I worked, for quite a while. The Midwest participates in all of the pageants, State, Continental and Nationals. Touring around with my girl and the crew we met some amazing performers and beautiful cartoon style queens.

BUT

          Strangely, here in Portland, to be a queen you have to

1) be at least 6'5" and no less than 235Lb's
2) look like a football player from a distance
3) have horrible stage presence
4) maintain a five o'clock shadow from at least 100 paces