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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Growing my beard back, I went through that really recently.  It stops itching, you know.

Although I'm not sure you'd really look quite right with a beard... :lol:

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Damn facial hair :(

I know I don't, was kind of curious.
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Damnit you look good :) Not the facial hair, in general.

I usually have that same amount of facial hair as in your pic. I hate shaving to smooth, it makes my skin all red and pimply. So instead I use a hair trimmer at the shortest length to shave, which is about 1mm (1/25th inch), which is great because you don't really see the difference if I skip a day or two in shaving :D
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Aw, oh you  :oops:

Yeah exactly! Shaving makes me pimply and I have to do it often since of my Ethnicness I grow facial hair at an expodential rate; but I tried putting Oozo on my face after I shaved.. no pimples :) I think I found a cure! (And call me a Masochist but I enjoyed the pain it gave me)

Been meaning to try a hair trimmer, that thing seems wonderous... Does it still cut however?  (I mean like make you bleed like the damn razor; 1mm is pretty close) :lol:
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Triple Zero

That's just the shortest it goes. I only sometimes get a tiny cut on the neck below the chin. Cause it's weird concave shapes there. Otherwise it can't really cut skin, unless you try real hard.

And of course you need a trimmer if you want to grow sideburn. (at 12-16mm or so)
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Quote from: NotPubli on April 09, 2010, 12:33:14 PM
Aw, oh you  :oops:

Yeah exactly! Shaving makes me pimply and I have to do it often since of my Ethnicness I grow facial hair at an expodential rate; but I tried putting Oozo on my face after I shaved.. no pimples :) I think I found a cure! (And call me a Masochist but I enjoyed the pain it gave me)

Been meaning to try a hair trimmer, that thing seems wonderous... Does it still cut however?  (I mean like make you bleed like the damn razor; 1mm is pretty close) :lol:

exfoliate for getting spots under control. But if aniseed greek booze works...

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Ouzo has existed in one form or another for thousands of years.

I'm glad someone finally found a good use for it.

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Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on April 09, 2010, 09:06:57 PM
Quote from: NotPubli on April 09, 2010, 12:33:14 PM
Aw, oh you  :oops:

Yeah exactly! Shaving makes me pimply and I have to do it often since of my Ethnicness I grow facial hair at an expodential rate; but I tried putting Oozo on my face after I shaved.. no pimples :) I think I found a cure! (And call me a Masochist but I enjoyed the pain it gave me)

Been meaning to try a hair trimmer, that thing seems wonderous... Does it still cut however?  (I mean like make you bleed like the damn razor; 1mm is pretty close) :lol:

exfoliate for getting spots under control. But if aniseed greek booze works...

Nooo.  If you have dry skin exfoliating just makes things a thousand times worse!
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Every time I use a regular razor I get zits. If I use an electric razor I'm fine. I've heard that oldschool safety razors and shaving soap also work well for your complexion.

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Before I grew the beard I'd break out from daily shaving.  Since the beard gives me 1-2 days before I look unkempt, I take advantage and avoid the irritation.
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Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on April 11, 2010, 01:50:51 AM
Every time I use a regular razor I get zits. If I use an electric razor I'm fine. I've heard that oldschool safety razors and shaving soap also work well for your complexion.

Hmm I might try the latter one day, then.

My experience with electric razors is that they don't actually really seem to shave anything. I mean, they seem unable to get the skin perfectly smooth like wet shaving, but if the hairs are too long it will get stuck or block and is annoying as well as hurts a bit. So the end result is usually something that is noticeably shorter and at places smoother than what I get with the trimmer, but it's also uneven, since some places will go nearly smooth when you try hard, but other parts will keep tiny hair stumps no matter what. So, I prefer the "everywhere 1mm" result of the trimmer to that.
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